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Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Can confirm l, I spend 90% of my time blind since my office stares right at it
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Saturday, April 25, 2026
Trump and others EVACUATED after alleged shots fired at the White House correspondents dinner! 💬 5 🔁 6 ❤️ 19 👁️ 2.8K
beat Dolf to it
I like how it's being reported
"President evecuated after hearing loud sounds at correspondents dinner"
meanwhile there's a dead shooter in the lobby
Sunday, April 26, 2026
If you write a manifesto, you need to just have someone release it for you after you succeed
because its just completely embarrassing otherwise
write 2 versions, the "I'm an unstoppable god" and the "oops I fucked up" one
twitter recommended me this post designed by trans hands
I was the real neonazi
That's so unintentionally funny
gj Twitter
okay but does the shape of the object relative to the external medium actually matter
it's still a line
also funny hook is a way different shape
probably
you certainly COULD
Their position is that because they keep stressing it's temporary, it gets around our state constitution that outlaws it
that's the othe funny part
Dems were going to do an 11-0 map, but someone pointed out that a little 2% swing would make it 2-9
Monday, April 27, 2026
ok I take back all my shitting on this guy
This was actually a good attempt
This guy is on attempt 250 this month of his goldeneye speedrun
Wait was the chemistry game you posted this guy
holy shit lmao
did not clue in
I think only Dialga knew
I didn't even know there was a shooting attempt
I guess playing 30 hours of randomizers over 3 days does that to a guy
But are you a fast sprinter though?
As you know, fat people are notoriously amazing at short sprints (something to do with kinetic energy and inertia) so probably
Why did he not simply roll as a ball into trump, crushing him
was he stupid
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 I think only Dialga knew
i didn't know when you first linked the game, but i looked at the steam forums and i was like "Hm, thats odd" then i looked at the news.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! 🇺🇸🇬🇧
good luck in the upcoming war
Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday for a brief joint press conference in which he presented the British monarch with an autographed copy of the Declaration of Independence.
babylonbee.comSyren is it bad Ithat I cannot tell if this is you putting on a voice or not
I am like 70% sure its not you
but it very well could be
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
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