which is somehow different from "oral arguments"
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Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Thursday, April 2, 2026
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson ...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.
babylonbee.coman ENTIRE stick is pretty impressive tbh
Friday, April 3, 2026
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we'll find out in ~3 more days whether it was "around" or "into"
Sunday, April 5, 2026
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131
Monday, April 6, 2026
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No On...
PARIS — On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success when no one surrendered to the Nazis.
babylonbee.comIt would be really cool if we actually nuked them
we won't, but fuck man the memes would be amazing
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Virginia has a track record of good governors, and tbf Spanbuger is pretty much a centrist "do nothing" sort of person anyway
Tim Kaine was our last genuinely bad one
her undoing will be that she has to piss off the left by not giving in to the Trump Derangement people in her own party too much
beyond that, she's an actual spook, so everything about her is fake
Thursday, April 9, 2026
NDP MP Leah Gazan: "They provided $0 to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+,"
The NDP has completely collapsed as a party in the most spectacular way
The first bit stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit by the way
Also in other news, the Canadian political drama is a bunch of convservatives keep party flipping so the liberals about about to get upgraded from a minority government to a majority government
I do like that being gay is on the same tier as being murdered
Read the second thing I posted
For the record of how fucked the NDP was, in my lifetime they went from almost winning to they have 6/343 seats this election, which classifies them as not an official party
for comparison, the Bloc, which only runs in one province and literally cannot win because of that, has 22
Who knows
NDP literally became a major party, had their leader who did it step down, then nuked themselves
ignore the 7, this page has not been updated I think
Leg, I hate to break this to you, the vast majority of people in Alberta do not want to seperate
It is a fringe minority
Dialga, the NDP runs on fringe political left stuff, liberals are left but more centrist (by candian standards) except under Trudeau where it was more left
Carney is more fiscally right, so he's pulled the party closer to the center
Its hard to compare to US politics because you only have two parties and they are both basically the same party except the bullshit they talk about is different
I guess the current NDP is the left version of your libertarian party, where they are just wackey and they only get some support in BC and manitoba for the most part
Because you are not voting for prime minister, but your local MP, if you just so happen to have a good local MP of a particular party, they can get a seat even if otherwise a different party would have won
(I have no idea what happened to get the woman from that video to win, I can only assume she either does a god job besides being really fucking cringe and preformative, or her opponents fucking suck ass)
Could be a number of things really, could also be that whoever was the NDP person there before was really really good so people just vote NDP
oh, based on just the messages in my notif, not the tweet contents. i assumed they were simply including queer indigenous identities when talking about the longstanding movement raising awareness to missing indigenous women. but no its the other way around, adding that group to the alphabet mafia...
Soon, you will be a minority in your own alphabet as alphabet creep makes it 1000 letters long
This is the verbal version of adding the black and brown stripes to the gay trans flag
its not an acronym to replace tbe typical queer umbrella acronym, its specific just for missing indigenous minorities, including women, gender minorities, and sexual minorities. they should maybe not do the acronym for that this way as it looks like youre doing the meme of expanding the alphabet mafia acronym even further
