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Sunday, March 1, 2026
Replying to Dialga #god_of_time is iran actually stupid
BREAKING: Iranian forces attacked a tanker from their own “shadow fleet” in the Strait of Hormuz, causing it to catch fire and begin sinking. The ship was targeted for allegedly “illegally passing” through the strait. The Skylight had 20 crew members on board: 15 Indian
Trump: "Maybe we'll have a friendly takeover of Cuba. We could very well end up having a friendly takeover of Cuba."
Monday, March 2, 2026
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131
It’s not Cuba anymore it’s called Marco Cubio
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Biden Asks Why Trump Didn't Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg
DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran's tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump didn't just bomb the Ayatollah in the leg.
babylonbee.comTexas is voting today, a lot of bozos are getting primaried
his eye got fucked by a brave Mujahideen soldier according to Hassan
Wednesday, March 4, 2026
The other best result
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 Click to see attachment 🖼️
Replace israel with catboys and that would be his real opinion
I think the actual reason is because in most realistic cases, it will be impossible to verify
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Replying to mint #wimint had a tamama pfp for such a long time. maybe i did in phijkchu. deep lore is i did tamama for halloween in middleschool
Thats so cool, I have so many physical volumes because I was obsessed with it when I was younger. I was always a Giroro guy because he had guns and also had a crush on natsumi
U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Milli...
TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized a $30 million smart bomb to destroy one of Iran's used $3,200 Toyota pickup trucks.
babylonbee.comFriday, March 6, 2026
I appreciate Tony Gonzales for making the appropriate decision. I look forward to being the voice of TX23 that our district deserves. From the border, to oil theft, water rights, data centers, and many other issues. It’s an honor to be chosen and together we will make Texas
He's now officially won
Saturday, March 7, 2026
You are also very unlikely to die due to radiation (very few die that way per year)
remove all safeguards at nuclear plants
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Monday, March 9, 2026
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak remove all safeguards at nuclear plants
Harvester Walkthrough - Colonel Buster Setting off Nukes
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Unlikely
Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Build...
TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a public statement boasting that it had destroyed hundreds of U.S. missiles with its buildings.
babylonbee.comReplying to Dolfin #dolfinmaster Lmao they anointed a dead guy
prophecy fulfilled?
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-iran-appoints-supreme-leader-who-is-already-dead
To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead
TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.
babylonbee.comTuesday, March 10, 2026
Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.
