in other news about package severance
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1884366674935386218
politics
Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Replying to legorhin #jazardly
this is all he really can do, and it's not going to be widely used, the only people I think who would go for it are going to be smart junior employees who can just get a parity job working somewhere else
pocket the $100k or w/e the average 8-months salary works out to for people with 1-5 years experience
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 as someone in the area, moving offices is nothing new, the timeline on that is longer than his presidency and outside of literally who agencies no one has ever heard of staffed by 20 people, won't actually reduce the DC footprint Firing federal workers also just won't happen, would love if it did, it won't. Everytime federal headcounts are floated to be cut they never are at best you'd freeze hiring and try to incentivize reassignments to new focus areas or try to drive workers out voluntarily, buying out federal employment contracts is actually silly though
I stand by this
here's an actual proposal, offer to count the next (up-to) 10 years of non-federal work towards federal service if you voluntarily separate, and throw in maybe 2 months pay as a bonus
slide the numbers as needed, but that would get you what you want, which is clearing out the cache of bureaucrats who don't really do anything, anyone <10 years from retirement is not going to leave for anything short of that, because they be breaking their federal service continuity and would be forgoing ridiculously lucrative retirement benefits.
Spooky, would you say you are against the crime of bribing meat inspectors?
As in, you think that is a bad thing to do, or are you okay with it
bribing them how?
I'd rather bribe the milk taster tbh
To get past meat inspection requirements I assume
yeah sure, bribe away, I'll cosign it
Alright, ty
Okay. Spooly. what is a crime that is absolutely unforgivable
oh this is a pix thing isn't it
This is a discussion on what crime literally everyone would agree is bad, and you are our sniff test to find a shortlist
Since you are the most likely to permit a crime everyone else agrees is bad
we had this argument before
you made a alignment chart
Shit
modeled after that fart chart
I think you're right
it was based/cringe on one axis
but my short list for universally hated crimes, are petty scammers
the Indian call centre workers who harass people to steal gift cards
Thats a good one, but you'd need to restrict everyone to mean not indians if you wanted it to be a crime everyone agrees is bad
oh globally?
yeah there's isn't one then
Yeah, I think we have come to that conclusion
because you'd have to accommodate actual schitzos
https://x.com/KonnyTalks/status/1884332571338891334 unrelated, but this is a lot of fucking mcdonalds points
No idea who this is, apparently tried to fuck a 15 year old boy
they took his points
that's dirty
oh Pika
actually
I think I have one that is near-universal
Hit me with it
limitations on public noise, specifically high-pitched sirens/whines
it's overly specific
You will NOT stop me from playing my noise generator
Polu said black people like that
They can't hear high pitch sounds
so basically the deaf arguement
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
best sign language retard I've seen in a while
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak I think you're right
We did this previously I think it was my idea and I think I have it on my phone somewhere if you can’t find it
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak No idea who this is, apparently tried to fuck a 15 year old boy (edited)
Hes a NYC radio host for the morning show The Breakfast Club
RFK did a really good job
brain works firing on all cylinders
yeah I was going to say
I'm pretty sure if he was here, they'd have shut down my street and I'd be annoyed
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 RFK did a really good job
I watched it and the people questioning him were insufferable
having sat though things like that, I never understood why there are always 1-2 people who want to be clipped sounding like whiney Karens
in this case, one of them was a guy, the one who kept reading RFK quotes, him saying "I think that was me quoting someone else" and then getting talked over by the guy sounding like a pompus redditor