Everyone kept giving us their thoughts and prayers, well after the fires stopped, and we were given rain. But since those foreigners don't look at then current australian weather reports, and don't have to live here, they just kept praying. And then God looked at his inbox, saw he was flooded with prayers, and just hit "Reply All: Yes".
Giving us torrential rainfall, for days.
It was the worst flooding I'd seen in my then 25 years of life.
And then fucking David Attenborough had to pick that moment to show up in an article being a sob story about how hard we were hit by the fires.