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#BREAKING Donald Trump's press secretary confirms mass deportation of millions of undocumented immigrants will begin on day one.

As vote tallies from the hotly contested presidential election pour in and show a decisive electoral victory for Donald Trump, the former president is doubling…

I hope the male loneliness epidemic eats you maga scum alive. I hope you feel a hole in your soul and feel unloved until your dying day. I hope you rot in your deathbed wondering why women looked at you like you had rabies your whole life as your eyes close for the last time.

Sources tell me top five CEOs of pharmaceutical companies are holding an emergency teleconference at 1 PM. A lawyer has confirmed that everyone is in a state of panic!

"This is gonna sound immodest, but I'm obviously a top tier candidate"

Tonight, in honor of Election Day, we will be shining in red, white, and blue. When the @AP calls one of the 7 swing states we will shine blue for 5 minutes if @KamalaHarris is declared the winner, or we will shine red for 5 minutes if @realdonaldtrump is the declared winner.

Big congratulations to our 45th and now 47th President on an extraordinary political comeback and decisive victory. No nation has bigger opportunities. Wishing @realDonaldTrump all success in leading and uniting the America we all love.