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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X
Tomorrow, I will tell the story of how SpaceX was forced by the government to kidnap seals, put earphones on them and play sonic boom sounds to see if they seemed upset
twitter.com@Lute can we?
Max Meyer (@mualphaxi) on X
BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Italian art authorities have announced the discovery of a lost masterpiece, believed to the work of Renaissance maestro Raphael, depicting an orange-haired noble cooking for the peasantry. A restoration crew at L'Accademia di Firenze is inspecting it now.
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Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time ...
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former President Trump has been forced to cancel all of his rallies for the next two weeks after his request to take time off was denied by Brad Norris, his manager at McDonald's.
babylonbee.com
Elon Musk’s daily $1 million giveaway to registered voters could be...
While stumping for former President Donald Trump on Saturday, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will give away $1 million each day to registered voters in battleground states, immediately drawing scrutiny from election law experts who said the sweepstakes could violate laws against paying people to register.
www.cnn.comCan Cards Against Humanity sue Musk for stealing their idea?
VA still doesn't qualify
so idk
this feels like roughly the same thing
neither can pay you to vote, CAH was paying you to make a "voting plan and tweet" Musk is paying you to "sign a petition"
Monday, October 21, 2024
Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) on X
The real proof of Donald Trump’s dementia is that he let his handlers do this to him today without pushing back about what a humiliating idea it was:
twitter.com@polu how come Trump didn't come to your store?
We could have gotten him to say Phijkchu
Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) on X
Now why would the moderator of r/McDonalds be so upset about Trump's McDonald's stun- Oh, he's a moderator of r/Obama and r/California.
twitter.comno lol
what would that even mean
God turned the trees off?
I mean, I assume it means "we produced more than the carbon sink intakes" but uh, that always happens
NO ONE CAN KNOW
I vaccinated the trees and shut them tf down
no means 0.23 to 0.65 gigatons
to be clear
It being down is probably a consequence of the fact that like 40% of canada burned down
if I had to guess
if it just means that the algae bloom cycle was low this year
also that
idk, I just don't understand how someone puts out a post about "we have 5 years to live" unirronically
when its about global fucking warming
twitter is so fucking funny
Anyways b0b, the usual sniff test is "if you are literally only seeing one retard on twitter posting this, its probably not true"
Also true
though I do like to imagine the idea of Biden needing to be briefed on the trees all turning gay
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Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak dude reading more of thie article
2023 was the "warmest year on record" because there was a massive sub-ocean volcanic eruption that jettisoned excessive amounts of water vapor into the atmosphere
Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) on X
When even Reddit starts attacking immigration you know you've lost.
twitter.comI wonder if its conestoga
Wait spooky
going back to the fucking CO2 thing
it literally is only talking about trees and stuff
it is not considering algae
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
