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I was reading and was like

Pika

this is all fucking pork

oh and ribblets

My freezer is full of meat, I will alternate my chicken and pork before I go out and buy different meat lmao

you main meal is bacon

It is enough bacon to be a main meal

Nasi rice usually goes with chicken

usually chicken meant + egg

well, my side is fries, so that is your option for side

wrap chicken burgers in bacon then fry them

I'd make the chicken sandwich (not a fucking burger), assuming you ahve any sort of sauce//toppings for it

I have no sauce (I do not like sauce)

your choice of topping is cheese

did you eve end up getting seasoning?

I have steak spice, black peppercorn, and normal salt and pepper

why do you have normal pepper when you also have the good stuff

well since a naked chicken sandwhich sounds lame, ig I'd go with pork kabobs

I had normal pepper before I had the good stuff

that is why

I just grab spices that look good when I am shopping if I see them

do you have onions or anything?

No

or is it just cubed pork meat

it is just cubed pork meat

you should get some of this since you won't eat sauce

I am not a fan of hot foods, I am a sour guy

I feel like I'm 99% sure

Pika does not like spicy things

I can do hot foods, but I do not prefer them

Spicy is fine, but I am not going to "tounge burning" spicy

Case and point, every single dinner I have had since moving has had lemonaide as my drink

holy shit, I use this exact one to cook.

its the first ground reaper I could find

nevermind last time I went to the store I bought Moruga Scorpian pepper instead because they were out of Carolina

Hey pika, I know you love my cooking advice, feel free to ask!

I got you covered gent

So first you break down the pork shoulder to around 2 inch cubes (it should be around 3 pounds, adjust other measurements if it's more or less), then salt it (salting meat early gives it time to sink in and flavor the whole thing). Then preheat the oven to 275 degrees. Peel 8 garlic cloves, you can leave them whole, and put them in a mixing bowl along with the meat. Use a peeler to strip off all the skin of the orange and put it in the bowl (just the orange part, not the white fibers underneath), along with the juice of the orange too. Then throw in 2 bay leaves, a teaspoon of cinnamon, a teaspoon of cumin, a teaspoon of black pepper, and about a 1/4 cup of lard/oil of choice. Throw it in the oven for 3 and a half hours or until tender, covered (foil works if you have no lid). After it's cooked to your liking, remove it from the oven and separate the meat from the juice (there should be a lot of liquid in your cooking dish now). Then you put the meat back in the dish and spoon maybe 2 tablespoons of the cooking juices over to keep it moist, and broil it in the oven for around 5 minutes (putting it close to the heating element is ideal but be sure it doesn't burn). After that you can mash it up to your liking and enjoy.

Food prep is you just do stuff and eyeball it until it looks good

But that’s literally true

Measuring means more shit to wash

Don’t tell bopit but I don’t cook pork shoulder like that anymore

we need the updated copypasta for the copypasta archive

So first you break down the pork shoulder to around 2 inch cubes (it should be around 3 pounds, adjust other measurements if it's more or less), then salt it (salting meat early gives it time to sink in and flavor the whole thing). Peel 8 garlic cloves, you can leave them whole, and put them in a mixing bowl along with the meat. Use a peeler to strip off all the skin of the orange and put it in the bowl (just the orange part, not the white fibers underneath), along with the juice of the orange too. Then throw in 2 bay leaves, a teaspoon of cinnamon, a teaspoon of cumin, a teaspoon of black pepper, and about a 1/4 cup of lard/oil of choice. After that you can mash it up to your liking and enjoy.

It's actually good to kill geese

The Haitians were just helping us out after all

tougher consequences will totally work for murder

that's three courses of action you stupid idiot

that's three stops on a single course

the dog has the goblin slayer glowing red eye

is he even a US citizen?

Dont think so

still hilarious thing to say

Wholesome

Bro?

https://x.com/lvamsgatthebeep/status/1834373213893333195 my twitter for you sent me something I think @Rusp would appreciate

Wholesome

Related but amusing, some leftist made this remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H23HTxu1Q8 and people on the right liked it so he was melting down on twitter about how it was supposed to be an anti-trump remix

this isnt happening your eyes are making it up

My state will be purified by gods will inshallah

honestly the deportations are secondary to the sheer joy of watching libshits seething about it

JD Vance seems really pissed about Springfield

Ohio hometown pride so wholesome