politics

It's finally here Dialga

My friend

We have won

still don't know what it means

Don't worry he can explain it to you

idk how kotaku is even still around

Biden is giving his state of the union address soon

I assume it's tonight

and he's not doing it at Noon

that would be funny though

9 pm

And 13 months ago https://x.com/chayaraichik10/status/1765664748677283872?s=61&t=slFv_1VTnl8FBasn14XSiQ

Is this not past grandpa's bedtime?

no

he just has to refill his phylactery

there will be 2 intermissions to give him his drug cocktail

Will we get his Hillary moment, when she was picked up and carried into a car

I swear I posted it here

promise on me mum

Yea im pretty sure I remember that spooky, I think people claimed she was sick

Holy shit that was a shit show of a SOTU

“The covid vaccines are now being used to treat cancer” ?????

“Every American voted against the American rescue plan” ?????

“How many thousands are being killed by illegals every day” ?????

I watched the opening couple minutes where he talked about unrelated retarded shit

he was drugged up pr good though

and was just randomly yelling most of this lines, until he ran out of breath

was it as good as you guys were hoping for? greatest comedy event of the year

watching a 2 hour political speech is cringe

I clicked on randomly like 30 minutes in

the exact second I clicked on, he said Jan 6th

I closed it before I heard the rest of the thought, I just thought it was a good timing

he said compared 3? different people to Hitler in the opening minutes

then talked about Jan 6, and that he was the Abraham Lincoln of our time, and I turned it off

The rest of that sentence was “it was the greatest threat to American democracy since the civil war”

>Abraham Lincoln of our time depending on your view of Abe this is could be very accurate

historical reminder: the emancipation proclamation only served as a promise that the union would eventually free the slaves from confederate states, union states that owned slaves continued to own slaves until the war was won

video keeps getting taken down

Haiti has fully fallen, expect a huge wave of refugees showing up at the border

but how can we blame white people for this

But Haiti is hecking based, they killed their slave masters

Thats what I always hear about haiti and nothing else

well that and the fact that they got fucked by tropical storms

I think if Barbeque came to power a year ago, he might have had a chance of holding the country together

but at this point, the country has totally fallen apart, would be hard to reestablish centralized control

the largest non-haitiain military on the island, is the Cruise Consortium militia

UN was sending 600? Kenyans to try to reestablish order, but they couldn't raise enough money on gofundme so they've not gone

wait

so Trump was right when he called it a shithole country?

We did it, we got trump to tweet out gamergate

it was elon and a quote tweet

but I think this counts

Sargon won

possibly the wildest set of trends I have seen on twitter in a wild

who's Kate Middleton

married into the british royal family

ah

reality tv slop ok got it

why is stonetoss trending

he got doxed

lol

matter of time

Wasn't ready for the botched circumcision section of the doxx tbh

I didn't read it, I saw the picture of him though

but thats funny

lol?

I'm not as autistic about "never use your real name online"

but why would you ever discus your botched circumcision

It seemed like it was attached to a reddit throw away account

>reddit

lmao

dumbass got what he deserved

yeah, but unless reddit leaks IP access logs