nintendo

diamond gets ho oh and dogs

both get giritina ray and mewtwo

Okay good

That’s fine

I’d rather birds than dogs but everything else is acceptable

well

you can just trade them with someone

oh

hm

It’s me

big gay

Wow never knew the birds and dogs were game specific that’s crazy

YOU JUST KNOW

that's one fat eevee

thats so funny

I think there's a more fitting eeveelution they could've showcased

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

fuck you mean Reshiram's dick is out right here

reshiram is a girl

anyone that disagrees is retarded

reshiram is a girl

one of the new tracks is mewtwo battle

Diantha is one ugly bint

Wait, so max was wrong?

about the genome slate?

yeah

also i guess reshiram is trans then because hes got a man voice in the movie i believe

reshiram is female

no gender in the games

rest unlocked after getting nat dex

Can you get hippo before the desert area

just talk to your mom

More fitting if I just ask you, chonker

this doesn't include underground

right

i don't think it does

another max Pokemon moment

I just realized

zekROM reshiRAM kyuREM

also zekrom is KURO which is black in Japanese and shiro is white which is reshiram

wtffff

this is like the max learns articUNO zapDOS and molTRES at age 19 but less bad

wait

meSPRIT azELF uXIE

WTF

Breaking news, max finds out that Pokémon names take inspiration from various words

More at 9

hey max

did you know that ekans is snake backwards

did you guys know that muk backwards is arbok?

Arbok backwards is Kobra

Did you know Girafarig is a palindrome?

Did you know the Pokemon Talonflame has its name taken from the words Talon and flame. Talon is a part of a bird and flame is a reference to it's fire typing.

did you know that crustle has it's name taken from crust and scuttle because crust is a part of the earth's superficial layer and scuttle is something bugs do

Did you know that pikachu got its name from peak at you, which is evident by the fact that pikachu canonically has 15 charges of voteurism

pinned a message to this channel.

thats a good one

lmao I missed that

thanks for pinning it

I’m getting diamond but like

If anyone wants to immediately trade shieldon for cranidos

Let me know

I’m getting diamond

But cranidos better than shieldon

No