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He looks cool

Sorry kiddo, I prefer base 165 attack

But the second highest base attack stat in the game

Who cares about stats

Did I mention head smash is his signature move

Get a jolly one and max speed Evs and you can kill everything

Modern Pokémon is baby easy

Just use the cool looking ones

Nothing cooler than seeing something get pulverized by a dude's skull

Rampardos is so much cooler

Ramparados looks like a balding crack addict

Based

Meanwhile bastiodon

I too will be getting diamond

again

Found it

Diamond also gets honchkrow

I had diamond as a kid

So I should get pearl now

Clearly

I had pearl

I’m picking torterra

I had both

And I lost both of them

My brother and I would always get opposite versions

Because my brother got diamond 😠

So we could trade

I got heart gold

And black

And diamond

And he got silver white and pearl

Somewhere in my house there is a DS game case with Explorers of Sky, Diamond and Pearl

I went into gen 5 alone, but still managed to complete the dex

That might be the only regional dex I ever completed

Stole someone’s game boy

I almost completed sun and moon

For some reason

I had sun probably

Sun dead

You killed sun

I had sun but I didn’t play it

Max did

Okay Smokey

Whatever you say

I have sun but got bored of it near the end

I have never finished a gen 7 game

The cutscenes really just sap away your motivation

I enjoyed post game sun

Also I found my first ever shiny

So that was neat

Well

I saw a shiny as a kid

I didn’t even get to the first gym or what they are

Really? By gen 7?

And killed it on accident

I’ve probably seen multiple

I didn’t know what shinies were

Until after I played Pokémon

I think I once killed a shiny raticate in gen 4 because I thought raticate was lame

I didn’t use the internet back then

Have you ever gotten pokerus

Yes

Yea like 4 times

I only got it once in black

I didn’t know what it was

I thought my Pokémon was dying

AIDS

I got it in black too

I have had pokerus more times then shinies

Black has a higher chance of spreading viruses???

What?

Isn’t it something to do with corsola

What

Idk

I got it on a druddigon

Maybe that’s just where I got it from

In 2 different play throughs of white 2 I had, once in white and once in ORAS

It's weird that you can get a metagross before the elite four in that game