nintendo

I 100%ed the story mode

and most of everything else

thats all I cared about

The only thing leg was good for was smash

Now he’s dead

And dan is dead

Damn dude

Everyone who plays smash with me dies

I scanned over his politics posts

Why can’t I play smash with me

He played Smash Bros with me once, and I will never forgive him for that Keepo

I kicked his ass

when we played smash

He’s just really bad at video games

I also can't play rusp every again because you are no longer shit so I won't just stomp you

I’ve already said before that I beat him without knowing the controls

So I have to hold on to my victories from when you just got the game

It's not fair, pika gets all the speed of pikachu with the weight of k-rool

I was running around smash attacking

Okay pika hear me out

2v2

You can be on my team

You will never lose again

I'd play smash with you some time rusp tbh

I am not in the mood right now

Holy shit

damn

This is the best news I’ve ever had

He's willing to smash only because your name is blue

I will be rusty as shit I think the last time I played was when byleth was added

Of course

I did not play byleth

lol

I’ve been playing against my friend from work

And he sucks

🌲 🏠

>friend from work

imagine making friends with colleagues

weird way to say gay boyfriend

>friend

fag

WTF….

Hey now, smash players are not fags!

They're pedophiles

They’re just pedophiles

same thing

Yeah dude

Get it right

I think he lied to me actually

He told me he was really good and won tournaments before for ultimate

And then I just sorta beat him 10 times in a row

And he said he had to go

I'm really good at mario kart ds and won at school many times

he's just like leg

it was probably controller lag

He didn’t blame the controls

or something

He seemed to be having fun

Until I beat his main with little max

MAX

Tiny clone of max

Thrice in a row

Is it okay to throw a tiny clone of max in a blood elevator?

Only if you power it with ice

Man

His combo game actually isn’t that great

For being a character who was supposed to have a lot of them

his combat ingame is

spam button to combo

Genius

Isn't that every combo swordman game though come to think of it

DMC and god of war have the weapon swapping gimmick thrown in, but they tend to be pretty button mashy

You can hold the bottom to do a “combo”

But it’s just a multi hit move with extra steps

Terry chads stay winning

It’s basically just a

Why are you still awake

Not tired

Work later

Than usual