nintendo

https://twitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1419930558801584152 spooky your game is awoooing now

reminder 1 billion lions could beat 1 of every pokemon

Well yeah, pokemon only get 4 moves with 48 pp at best

ok but if groudon used earthquake wouldn't all of the lions die?

>shaking dirt can hurt a lion

how do lions beat ghost types

bite is a dark type move

Earthquake only hits 5 opponents at most if it’s a horde battle

what pika said

thats the common defense for lions beating ghosts

or lions are "untyped"

Also since there’s lions in the Pokémon universe you could theoretically scale all the lions to those in power

And then it’s not even close

Makes perfect sense

1 repel keeps pokemon away. Thus if pokemon beat lions, repel beats lions since repel beats pokemon

Oh also

Since the lions always either win or they don’t, that clearly means they have a 50% chance of winning

And a billion lions has a lot more 50% chances to win against like 900 Pokémon

componding though

.5^1 billion is near 0

pokemon also have a 50% chance, so its .5^900

so I argue pokemon with through statistics

Nah you just gotta keep throwing them into 1v1s

If a lion loses another takes it’s place

Checkmate atheists

Alright, less do a mass for mass comparison to make it even more apparent. The average male lion is 190kg, 130kg for female. We will say all the lions are female to give the pokemon a chance. According to google, the heaviest pokemon is missingno at 1590.8 kg.

assuming all the 900 pokemon are missingnos

the lions outweigh the pokemon by an order of almost 100 thousand times

if we are instead saying that its 1 of ever pokemon, then the number will shoot up to the billion lions outweighing the pokemon by the order of more than a billion

kg for kg, the pokemon stand no chance in hell

this is worse than sandwich debate

VGC has banned dynamax

good

but VGC is gay, smogon is better, and megas are better anyways

Yeah real sad they just kinda pretend megas never existed nowadays

Pokemon Unite has megas sorta

i get it

heh

https://fxtwitter.com/acestarthe3rd/status/1426341810218180610?s=21

put an fx in that link Vinny https://fxtwitter.com

tyg

this is wrong and right in many ways

I can agree with most of this

dream team should be lower

some of the 2d games in S could bemoved down

bowsers inside story IS the bes tmaro game though

i thought dream team was pretty good

if the bread tier list in general was bopit's tierlist, the mario tierlist is mine

Mario Maker is way too low

and Yoshi's Island is S tier any day of the week

i think in retrospect you cant rate mario maker

i think this tierlist is pretty good though

generally

nothing omega disagreeable

I had mario maker higher

they argued me down

I mean the only one I really disagree with is yoshis new island, it was okay at best brought down by a really bad soundtrack

I have gotten more enjoyment from odyssey runs than any other game, so I think it deserves much higher

I think odyssey is great, but also think its the worst 3d mario game

You can tell this is Dan’s list because there’s an E tier

it came with E

it did not come with F

I added that

I have gotten more enjoyment out of MM bullshit but I argued pika down for a meme

objectively mario maker cannot be rated fairly

I think odyssey streamlined out a lot of issues with other 3d mario games, and had a original gimmic that was actually useful

eh

you have to rate it

on differeent standards

its fundamentally built different

you rate it on it's ability to enable people to build cool shit