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Attention, Trainers! Gardevoir is arriving to the shores of Aeos Island on July 28! Keep your eyes open for when this Ranged Attacker steps into battle this Wednesday! #PokemonUNITE https://t.co/3eurxLvZH5

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 27, 2021 1:24 PM nintendo

28th for the pokeporn favourite to arrive

b0b Jul 27, 2021 1:25 PM nintendo

uh oh stinky

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 27, 2021 4:17 PM nintendo

https://twitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1419930558801584152 spooky your game is awoooing now

🐺 Awooo~ The Sun Goddess Amaterasu heads to Kamura to restore nature's balance. 🌸 #MHRise x @OkamiOfficial collab coming July 30. https://t.co/UYHHqgJqMH

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heir Jul 27, 2021 4:26 PM nintendo

awoo

taxes Jul 31, 2021 7:28 PM nintendo

reminder 1 billion lions could beat 1 of every pokemon

Gent Jul 31, 2021 8:26 PM nintendo

Well yeah, pokemon only get 4 moves with 48 pp at best

Lute Jul 31, 2021 8:29 PM nintendo

ok but if groudon used earthquake wouldn't all of the lions die?

taxes Jul 31, 2021 8:37 PM nintendo

>shaking dirt can hurt a lion

RIBA Jul 31, 2021 8:38 PM nintendo

how do lions beat ghost types

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 31, 2021 8:52 PM nintendo

bite is a dark type move

Gent Jul 31, 2021 9:07 PM nintendo

Earthquake only hits 5 opponents at most if it’s a horde battle

taxes Jul 31, 2021 9:23 PM nintendo

what pika said

taxes Jul 31, 2021 9:23 PM nintendo

thats the common defense for lions beating ghosts

taxes Jul 31, 2021 9:23 PM nintendo

or lions are "untyped"

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:51 PM nintendo

Also since there’s lions in the Pokémon universe you could theoretically scale all the lions to those in power

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:51 PM nintendo

And then it’s not even close

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:51 PM nintendo

Makes perfect sense

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:51 PM nintendo

1 repel keeps pokemon away. Thus if pokemon beat lions, repel beats lions since repel beats pokemon

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:52 PM nintendo

Kappa

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:53 PM nintendo

Oh also

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:54 PM nintendo

Since the lions always either win or they don’t, that clearly means they have a 50% chance of winning

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:54 PM nintendo

And a billion lions has a lot more 50% chances to win against like 900 Pokémon

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:54 PM nintendo

componding though

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:54 PM nintendo

.5^1 billion is near 0

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:55 PM nintendo

pokemon also have a 50% chance, so its .5^900

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:55 PM nintendo

so I argue pokemon with through statistics

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 1, 2021 2:55 PM nintendo

Kappa

kaze Aug 1, 2021 2:55 PM nintendo

Nah you just gotta keep throwing them into 1v1s

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