nintendo

for the useless pokemon

add that farfetch with a sword

to troll gamers

sirfetch'd

^

add brock

finally

Oh great, ANOTHER sword user

yeah

more swords

(he's a lance user)

he just attacks with a frying pan

worst of both worlds

dying pan

people are so butt hurt about swords lmao

oh frying pan, add conker

His final smash is throwing a jelly doughnut

lets add more

I hate swords

that'd never be allowed

we dont need more smh

They're course rough

i bet you groom kids too rusp

????

okay mr +1

Rusp does infact tidy kids up

and send them on their way

rusp is the average smash fan i dont see the confusion here

I'm good at smash so I can beat the shit out of little kids so they leave and dont get molested

I'm a hero

They should add xBrox's pick

add konosuba rep

They all suck

add Sakurai himself to smash

add the wii balance board

wii

motion

safty

please

Add Captain Nintendo If Marvel pulled some bitch out of their ass, Nintendo can too

man already has moves

just add master hand from the story mode

His name is mario

That would actually be good dan

Can't have it

hes too big

Look at this, guy can hit 5 targets at once

A Riddle too tough for them

he would top tier

haha funny

ridley

they add Meta Ridley

just add pikmin to smash

they dont need olimar

Add rob and he just rants about hte meta until his opponents quit

the liberated pikmin

no longer controlled by the jews

imagine pikmin ever getting another game again

Add Kitty-Bowser

why not

meowser

add bowset for the coomers

wait, isn't Mowser a villain in some Nintendo game?

yes

it's all of the mario cast

add the polar bear from ice climbers

but with cat suits

you dont know how badly i want pikmin 4

i know none of you played 3 on the switch

but the controls are fantastic

max be like

Vinny and I did

im suddenly hardcore pikmin fan

I've never played pikmin in my life

Pikmin 1 was cool