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reorruatrnte Jul 31, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

Replying to Jaz #hick_dead

(did you guys say you have a channel where you can see when people edit their messages, or am i mis-remembering, if you do that makes me so self-conscious, i don't know why)

yeah we have a secret channel where a bot uploads all message edits and deletions, we upvote/downvote them for the week to decide on which ones are the most embrassing and discuss who we dislike the most among the posters

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Jul 31, 2026 9:02 AM nintendo

https://fxtwitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/2082994655705125308?s=46

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Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Jul 31, 2026 9:02 AM nintendo

Talk about overdue

legorhin Jul 31, 2026 9:07 AM nintendo

a birthday present for me, when I have 3D allstars physical

legorhin Aug 3, 2026 10:03 AM nintendo

https://www.nintendo.today/en-US/contents/9a4eaa33-d8d8-4059-b6fc-09ade9504e34

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Direct 8.4.2026 | Nintendo Today! www.nintendo.today

legorhin Aug 3, 2026 10:03 AM nintendo

have your three houses sequel direct

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 8:26 AM nintendo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RaZiSBaJfU

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Direct 8.4.2026 www.youtube.com

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 8:26 AM nintendo

10 EST

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:09 AM nintendo

this has to be the least attractive FE cast ever

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:10 AM nintendo

they're not even brown, they just made half the characters grey

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:10 AM nintendo

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Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:16 AM nintendo

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Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:16 AM nintendo

elephant calv are a fun idea

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:17 AM nintendo

overall reduction in # of classes, and it looks like they're trying to give range in some form to almost everyone

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:22 AM nintendo

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Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:22 AM nintendo

Feh is a raven now apparently

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:24 AM nintendo

...

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:24 AM nintendo

they're going to make a non-SRPG FE aren't they

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:24 AM nintendo

I'm getting the sense they're testing the waters with the turn-based dungeon mode thing

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:29 AM nintendo

LMAO

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:29 AM nintendo

ok amazing trailer

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:29 AM nintendo

25/25

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:33 AM nintendo

I probably had just not payed any attention to the story reveals they'd done prior, this is just stupid enough that I like it

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:33 AM nintendo

(still not buying a Switch 2 for it though)

taxes Aug 4, 2026 10:43 AM nintendo

game looks bad

taxes Aug 4, 2026 10:46 AM nintendo

my only hope is

taxes Aug 4, 2026 10:46 AM nintendo

the no-time traveling run

taxes Aug 4, 2026 10:46 AM nintendo

is really really really hard

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:51 AM nintendo

It's better than the school setup, but I still think the whole story approach is just uninteresting

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:52 AM nintendo

Hard to imagine the characters being worse than 3H, but they are definitely trying to make them seem that way

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 10:53 AM nintendo

And I'm assuming a good ending will require not using your soul powers, which makes the whole inclusion lame if the story is going to be as mediocre as it seems to be

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:04 AM nintendo

no you definitely will have to use them

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:04 AM nintendo

for the true ending

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:04 AM nintendo

the entire idea is the game fuckign sucks dick if you dont

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:04 AM nintendo

i think there will be a secret ending

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

for no time travel no nothing

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

and it will be like

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

dick bending hard to do

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

like the equiavelnt of like not using promotions

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

the incentive is "you can enjoy all the games routes"

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

which i think is what the point is

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

you play each route as its own like

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

storyline

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:05 AM nintendo

for the true ending

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:06 AM nintendo

I also get the sense that the entire between-mission spending time mechanic will be WAY more min-maxy than the school was in 3H

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:06 AM nintendo

or they do the Fates thing, and the bonus fights give dick all for EXP

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:06 AM nintendo

i think

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:07 AM nintendo

this game is really going to suck

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:07 AM nintendo

i wont be able to play it despite how badly i want to

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:07 AM nintendo

but that is my guess

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:07 AM nintendo

I really can't get over how ugly the characters I'm not the person who needs muh waifus or goonbait

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:07 AM nintendo

this is what people asked for spooky.

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:07 AM nintendo

but they all look terrible, beyond the MCs even

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

you saw the reactions to engage

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

NOOO UNIQUE QUIRKY ANIME DESIGNS BAD

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

so we got literal grey slop

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

the engage MC was bad

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

this is WAAAYYYY to far in the other direction

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

the female engage MC is fine

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

the male feels done wrong

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

every other character in engage feels completely fine

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:08 AM nintendo

visually

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:09 AM nintendo

3H students were fine, distinct and semi-unassuming which sorta was undermined by the time skip and them all needing to change

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:11 AM nintendo

Replying to taxes #tzfi

the female engage MC is fine

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:11 AM nintendo

the male is def worse, but they're both bad

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:11 AM nintendo

maybe there's some way to make it work, but idk

polu Aug 4, 2026 11:12 AM nintendo

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

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they should have made them match the colors of your joy cons

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:13 AM nintendo

that defeats the purpose of the visual storytelling

polu Aug 4, 2026 11:13 AM nintendo

yeah but it would be funnier

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:13 AM nintendo

ok?

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:13 AM nintendo

only for boring people with 2 same-colored joyconcs

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:13 AM nintendo

just recolor everything based on them

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:14 AM nintendo

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Spooky Phijkchu Aug 4, 2026 11:14 AM nintendo

the zelda Blue/Dark blue are the only ones that wouldn't work

TinyBomby Aug 4, 2026 11:14 AM nintendo

I think Fire Emblem should return to this type of design personally

legorhin Aug 4, 2026 11:15 AM nintendo

I think it was possible to change the firmware of the joycons to think they were arbitrary colors

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:15 AM nintendo

it is

legorhin Aug 4, 2026 11:15 AM nintendo

so this concept could get silly

taxes Aug 4, 2026 11:15 AM nintendo

my grey joycons are still orange

Polar_ Aug 4, 2026 12:38 PM nintendo

Tbh, im surpised FE hasn't gotten the FF treatment and been warped into a different genre. Not that I'd want it to, but companies cant help themselves

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 4, 2026 12:41 PM nintendo

I did, its a dating sim support grinding game primarily now

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