Message in #nintendo · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:19 PM nintendo

its going to be random sprite is on the map, you walk up to it and the game spawned them in the designated enemy spawnpoints for the map

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:19 PM nintendo

so theres no interesting map gimmick or strategy, just go kill thing as it walks to you

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:19 PM nintendo

they were never fun in awakening and theyre not going to be fun now

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:20 PM nintendo

i dont understand why they think its bad to have 30 maps for a game and thats it

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:30 PM nintendo

Erm

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taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:31 PM nintendo

child units back?

Gent Jun 9, 2026 1:33 PM nintendo

Lore accurate child sacrifice???

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:35 PM nintendo

unfortunately gent

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:36 PM nintendo

it still seems like everything is norse themed

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:36 PM nintendo

except

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:36 PM nintendo

the main character (You) self insert

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:36 PM nintendo

is ishmael

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:36 PM nintendo

you know

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:36 PM nintendo

the kid circumcised at 13

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:37 PM nintendo

starting the trend of circumcising children

taxes Jun 9, 2026 1:37 PM nintendo

really good start

SyrenBell Jun 9, 2026 1:37 PM nintendo

Replying to taxes #tzfi

starting the trend of circumcising children

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Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 3:03 PM nintendo

@taxes I completely missed this at the direct But we're getting Dragon's Dogma 2 Dark Arisen

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 3:05 PM nintendo

https://youtu.be/6ETzS9wQl7Q

Dragon’s Dogma 2: Dark Arisen – Announcement Trailer – Ninten... www.youtube.com

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 3:07 PM nintendo

Why can't Capcom just market this game normally

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 9, 2026 5:37 PM nintendo

Funny aspect of the KH trilogy going to switch 2

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 9, 2026 5:37 PM nintendo

they are delisting the switch 1 cloud versions, but also removing your ability to play them

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 9, 2026 5:37 PM nintendo

and only offering a discount on buying the new non cloud versions for switch 2

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 9, 2026 5:38 PM nintendo

get fucked random people who bought KH on the nintendo switch 1

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 5:52 PM nintendo

Is it a 100% discount?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 9, 2026 5:52 PM nintendo

I assume not

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 9, 2026 5:52 PM nintendo

does not specify

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Jun 9, 2026 7:26 PM nintendo

I think it is safe to assume that it would not be a 100% discount

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 7:30 PM nintendo

It probably should be

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 7:30 PM nintendo

and honestly, I feel like Nintendo probably should

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 7:32 PM nintendo

looked it up, it's 50% off

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 7:32 PM nintendo

lmao

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 7:32 PM nintendo

the Cloud versions were full-price ($40), it's not like they were $10 or smt

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 9, 2026 7:35 PM nintendo

https://www.gonintendo.com/contents/61701-fire-emblem-fortune-s-weave-priced-70-digital-80-physical

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave priced $70 digital, $80 physical

Fans will no doubt be fired up

www.gonintendo.com

legorhin Jun 10, 2026 5:42 AM nintendo

these are fun designs for the cart racing mode reward

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legorhin Jun 10, 2026 5:43 AM nintendo

Hooded Melia is great

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Jun 10, 2026 2:11 PM nintendo

Ye

legorhin Jun 13, 2026 6:33 AM nintendo

on the NAIC VOD

Polar_ Jun 13, 2026 8:21 PM nintendo

https://youtu.be/3Q6FKBLon84?is=WInL-xt95f2xRPyw

Did Werster Fake His Pokemon Factory Records? www.youtube.com

legorhin Jun 14, 2026 4:44 AM nintendo

this is a great vod https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2794318260

player.twitch.tv

Pyrrhic Jun 24, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

I see so many youtubers playing Lylat Wars in the lead up to Starfox getting released, and I am like WHY? Why would you play a game to prepare to play a game with completely identical levels?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 24, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

throwing that back at you

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 24, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

they are basically preplaying the game so they will look like good gamers

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 24, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

and they can cope that its a new game so they are just good gamers

Pyrrhic Jun 24, 2026 12:04 AM nintendo

Ah, narudo.

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 9:34 AM nintendo

the same game 3 times

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 11:45 PM nintendo

ios reviews of Pokemon Champions are available now

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 11:47 PM nintendo

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 11:55 PM nintendo

android has some fun mad cuz bad ones

TinyBomby Jun 24, 2026 11:57 PM nintendo

>quick claw he deserves to lose

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 11:57 PM nintendo

especially since the mobile release doesn't have like 4 hold items, unlike the console release

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

TinyBomby Jun 24, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

u-unite?

TinyBomby Jun 24, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

what?

TinyBomby Jun 24, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

isn't unite the MOBA? What does that have to do with this at all?

legorhin Jun 24, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

well clearly pokemon unite was the first pokemon game

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:01 AM nintendo

most of the negative reviews are actual proper criticism because gamefreak sucks at making games run well

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

This isn't Gamefreak, no? Isn't this one ILCA?

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

"Why do my opponents keep predicting what I'm going to do!"

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

actual insanity

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

the developer is "The Pokémon Works"

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

hmm thought I heard it was ILCA for some reason, I must be remembering wrong

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

the cheater bots are somehow hacking my move selections and perfectly countering

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:05 AM nintendo

maybe you should be realizing what only winning every other match implies

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:09 AM nintendo

"The game is bound to choose stronger opponents once you win a match" Yes? That's how a ranking system works?

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:09 AM nintendo

I think these are legitimately just children, we can't blame them for being new to ranked, competitive video games.

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:09 AM nintendo

the game is bound to put you against a real person after you beat a bot

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:10 AM nintendo

low ranks in champions means you fight a bot every time you lose

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:10 AM nintendo

oh gotcha, I haven't played champions myself since I'm only interested in 6v6 singles so I didn't know they had bots for low rank, makes sense though

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 12:10 AM nintendo

I have watched a bunch of it but not played myself

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:10 AM nintendo

yeah I've only watched high-ranked players

taxes Jun 25, 2026 12:25 AM nintendo

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

hmm thought I heard it was ILCA for some reason, I must be remembering wrong

pokemon works is ilca

taxes Jun 25, 2026 12:25 AM nintendo

ILCA has two halves

taxes Jun 25, 2026 12:25 AM nintendo

the half that does pokemon content is now Pokemon Works

taxes Jun 25, 2026 12:25 AM nintendo

Pokemon Works is basically just a tagline ILCA goes by when they do pokemon content now

taxes Jun 25, 2026 12:25 AM nintendo

due to the backlash of BDSP not being GF

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:44 AM nintendo

Gotcha gotcha

TinyBomby Jun 25, 2026 12:44 AM nintendo

So basically ILCA is incompetent

Gent Jun 25, 2026 1:53 AM nintendo

Pokemon champions truly has no selling point at all when anyone can access showdown

Kribbles Jun 26, 2026 8:49 PM nintendo

Sorry, random question, do you guys know the Wii game where you walk around a house and clean up (??) blue pikmin-like creatures? I might asked this previously.

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