Message in #nintendo · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

if I say they aren't real, they aren't real

Pyrrhic Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

Ash is slowly losing air at the bottom of the ocean. First dosen episodes were a flashback.

Gent Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

They call the next game Gen 10, and you get a watch that turns you into a pokemon

Pyrrhic Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

A coma flashback.

RIBA Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

and then a trainer catches you

RIBA Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

and you're trapped in a ball now

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

Uh oh

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

Replying to Gent #gent_.

They call the next game Gen 10, and you get a watch that turns you into a pokemon

pokepark 3?!

Gent Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

Oh, is this a pix hypothetical

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

The trainer fed me laxatives

RIBA Feb 25, 2026 11:58 PM nintendo

yeah

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

💀

RIBA Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

trainer feeds you the nastiest sandwiches possible

RIBA Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

all for that shiny encounter rate up

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

RUSP SAN WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN A CAGE AND FED YOU LAXATIVES

Gent Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

(it does nothing)

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

idk pix

TinyBomby Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

what

Gent Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

That would be a shitty thing to do

Rusp Feb 25, 2026 11:59 PM nintendo

Sorry she didn't say that

Rusp Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

She said that and the hypothetical also was that I was a dog

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

I got lost somewhere in this conversation

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

I refuse to believe the origin dialga/palkia forms are real

They have to nail that the origin dragon is a cosmic entity, that it understands absolutes, work the future sight into it/all knowing, also give it reasoning for why it would even show up or exist- it split for a reason so it'd need some reason to come together, if it would even want to. Reshi and Zek seem compltely content staying by what they stand by, and Kyurem has literally just been chilling in the area where they crash landed for some reason ever since reshi/zek split. It wont bee good.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

Rusp is a dog, and he will be caged

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

there you go tiny

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

thank you

Gent Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

I got lost somewhere in this conversation

This is why we can't have new people

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

Replying to Gent #gent_.

They call the next game Gen 10, and you get a watch that turns you into a pokemon

gen9 had this

RIBA Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

tf you mean gen9 had this

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

dlc

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

you could

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

mind sync with your pokemon

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

and play as them

RIBA Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

damn i didnt know you were ogerpon

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:00 AM nintendo

you literally

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:01 AM nintendo

entered their body

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:01 AM nintendo

I still never unlocked that

Gent Feb 26, 2026 12:01 AM nintendo

Replying to RIBA #dank.meme

damn i didnt know you were ogerpon

You do NOT want to be an ogerpon around that one kid

Rusp Feb 26, 2026 12:01 AM nintendo

I was thinking I remembered that and then I realized I was remembering wizards 101 gameplay

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:01 AM nintendo

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Synchro_Machine

Synchro Machine

The Synchro Machine (Japanese: シンクロマシン Synchro Machine) is a Key Item introduced in Generation IX.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net

RIBA Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

RIBA Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

oh its just the bill machine in red and blue

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

anyways this is how movement in gen10 works

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

you synch with your pokemon then control them to like

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

fly/move around

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

as they drag you

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

and then you do pokepark minigames?!

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

no

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

sad

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

you dont shake your white rod

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

to make pikachu happy

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:02 AM nintendo

gomen

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

shaking my rod makes pikachu shake his tail

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

waggling uses iron tail

RIBA Feb 26, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

im reporting you to the police

Pyrrhic Feb 26, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

Psychic needs to be a physical move and learned by hitmonlee.

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:03 AM nintendo

why

Pyrrhic Feb 26, 2026 12:04 AM nintendo

Because it's psy kick.

TinyBomby Feb 26, 2026 12:04 AM nintendo

naruhodone

taxes Feb 26, 2026 12:05 AM nintendo

you need a bullet to the head

Garbage Feb 26, 2026 8:51 PM nintendo

System message

's poll Without them being revealed yet; What Gen 10 starter will have the best design? has closed.

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 27, 2026 8:45 AM nintendo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh2WcRJOVPU

Pokémon Presents | 2.27.2026 www.youtube.com

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 8:59 AM nintendo

time for lifestyle apps no one asked for

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 9:05 AM nintendo

only $75

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 9:18 AM nintendo

guess gamefreak money can't hire a decent voice over so the lack of voice acting makes sense

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 9:27 AM nintendo

diving returns

Dolfin Feb 27, 2026 9:27 AM nintendo

Gen 10 cooking

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 9:28 AM nintendo

its a gamefreak game so expect it to make plenty of unforced errors

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 27, 2026 9:30 AM nintendo

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Garbage Feb 27, 2026 9:30 AM nintendo

Now that they have been revealed; what Gen 10 starter has the best design?

Grass2 votes · 15%
Fire3 votes · 23%
Water4 votes · 31%
They all suck4 votes · 31%

13 votes Poll closed

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 9:31 AM nintendo

they are all fine

PirateMan64 Feb 27, 2026 9:31 AM nintendo

they're all HORRIBLE

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 27, 2026 9:31 AM nintendo

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SPOILER_2026-02-27_-_093140.png 3.3 MiB · captured_local

legorhin Feb 27, 2026 9:32 AM nintendo

another poll could be which final evo will be the least bad

Garbage Feb 27, 2026 9:33 AM nintendo

Sure.

Garbage Feb 27, 2026 9:33 AM nintendo

What starter do you think will have the worst final form?

Grass1 vote · 9%
Fire4 votes · 36%
Water6 votes · 55%

11 votes Poll closed

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 27, 2026 9:33 AM nintendo

another poll could be which middle evo will be the least bad

polu Feb 27, 2026 9:34 AM nintendo

another poll could be which signature move will be the least bad

Garbage Feb 27, 2026 9:34 AM nintendo

No one gives a shit about middle evos with like 2 exceptions

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 27, 2026 9:34 AM nintendo

Which 2. I like bayleaf more than the final for that line

Garbage Feb 27, 2026 9:35 AM nintendo

Braixen is more popular than delphox because of incidious people, and Grovyle

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