nintendo

it has the UP grandad guy in it

^this literally never happens

Yes

I like how I could tell this was by trigger by the thumbail before I even read the text

Same

they really love that close up of the face with two people's cheeks together shot

Yeah

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why and how did you search that lmfao

dont ask

@Dolfin was this a real dream or was this a joke

btw

we were trying to figure that out

joke

not real

okay thats what i htougght

>>>she

master sword is a girl

oh

right

yooo turned zelda into a dragon forever 💀

ahahah

dungeons in this are worse than botw

the flippy dooda mechanic of botw was kinda ok and made u think

these dungeons r all THERE's [4-6] OBJECTS BLOCKING THE WAY, GO FIND THE [4-6] CORRESPONDING LEVERS IN THE DUGNEON TO CONTINUE TO THE ONE PHASE BOSS

also two of the bosses have been what if we take this boss from this past zelda game..,., but change theiR ELEMENT 😱 we have fire/rock gohma and ice (but still wind) molgera

Bring back gyorg cowards

the third boss was completely new unless theres been a gibdo boss in the past

okay late game totk has really bad lag

each final boss gives you a summon, and you basically perma have 4 summons with you at all time and theyre hq models with particles and effects, so the game goes fine, then you land and all 4 spawn and the game CHUGS frames

I had to turn my overclocking on

and the issue goes awya

another point for the switch being JUST underpreforming

voe=boy

is this implying rape

it's implying assassination

The gerudo abducted some men back in OoT. They have a history of it

i should of specified that classes here = classes on how to date men and have sex btw

did max say sex?

lol

this is probably my biggest complaint with the game

day 1 patch made this game look a LOT better

day 1 patch adds FSR and improved sahders it feels like

also fixs fps

totk item locations

totk bosses are all really bad IMO

how do you go from thunderblight ganon to shoot a boss with an arrow six times in GIANT FUCKING CIRCLES and it's dead

???

better: shrines puzzles overworld combat difficulty worse: like 4 new armor sets dungeons suck bosses suck world feels more dead than botw somehow not many "wow" moments no eventide island or master trials equivalents

they made mini shrines that take away your shit like eventide/master trials, but they literally didn't realize the reason that the trials are eventide were the best part of the game is because you slowly gained gear and survived with limtied resources, giving link a stick and telling him to kill 3 robots then you win is literally ignoring the entire point

So, more overworld, less density

yes

and the nu overworld is kinda empty, more things to kill and collect but less "stuff"

like wow all these scattered minibosses... that dont do much...

in botw at least for killing a lynel you get the best weapons in the game, but in this the equivalent drops of many mini bosses is same dps as attaching a horn from a silver bokoblin.

this clip i also posted is a big issue

a lot of the building puzzles you can just.... ignore and do manually and its usually faster

Ive seen some cool stuff built, but what you posted makes it seem only fun in a sandbox way

you cant even make anything that cool

idk i thought the jet with the swastika lazer was neat

but i havent seen too much besides it

i meant from a gameplay perspective

you can make retarded racist/ and 9/11 whatever

yea

but like

this is the best vehicle

and its just