music

I just make my move quickly

okay

so

and traffic evens out

its not that spooky will die

in a car crash

spooky is the asshole you hope you never run into

its that

he'll kill someone else

I'm usually in the left lane anyway

so it's not that common

actually no I do remember when I last used it

only when merging/exiting

I do signal though

we went to buy a ton of firewood a few months ago

people who don't signal are assholes

and the entire back of the car was full

so I couldn't see shit

ok that's better at least

lawful evil driver

I hope anyone who doesn't signal on purpose dies in a car crash

0 fucking effort to do

and speeds up traffic as a whole

not signaling and brake checking

that too

are equally stupid

VA is a big brake check state

and I fucking hate it

it's going to trip me up some day

I know it

I usually lightly tap my brakes whenever I'm slowing down to alert people behind me that I'll be stopping

god I wish other people did that

no, I mean the game Kaze

it's more of a Appalachia thing

but Virginia has great roads for it

when you and another car are alone on a straight stretch of road, the checker will pull ~100 yards or so in front of you and slam on the brakes

forcing you to either stop or swerve

if you swerve they yell "BRAKE CHECK" out the window as you pass

oh yeah fuck that

it's a game of road chicken essentially

but that's absolutely fucking retarded

it's bad etiquette to do it when you're not alone on the road

no wonder spooky has such shit driving habits

his whole state is fucked

I'm sure Rusp has to deal with it too

they made it """"illegal""" in DC

it's a really big thing

I get checked at least 50% of the time when I get on I-95

well, maybe like 1 in 3

that sounds like ass

Umbreon's got good roads for it in AZ

but I'm not sure if it's in the culture down there

I have never seen this happen in canada

not usually many dickheads here

this seems like just a stupid american thing

although tourists are just stupid

It's not a thing everywhere, do it in Texas and you'll get run off the road in rettaliation

it's an Appalachia thing

because our interstates are comfy

ny has shit drivers but people don't deliberately try to starts shit

they are just retards

I've only gotten in minor traffic accidents twice, but both times it was some immigrant guy who barely spoke either swedish or english

it was the same guy both times

first time some dipshit had stopped in a parking lot, I stopped behind him since he was blocking the exit

only for him to start backing up at full fucking speed out of nowhere

then when I get out of my car to yell at him the fucker has the nerve to ask me why I didn't honk

when you get mad, do you revert to yelling in Swedish?

I just use whatever language is right for the situation

I never heard him yelling in sweedish when he sunk our ships in valheim so I'd assume no spooky

don't really get mad much unless people do retarded shit like that

lol

can you swear in swedish for us

right now

wake up everyone in your house yelling

uh

sure

no