memes

Magikarp who's gay and retarded

closer

kind of closer

Those sure are the words

dude

lore

sunflora is a pawnbroker

Tribird

A Sunflora who is loving, agender, omni, and uses nounself pronouns.

what the fuck

is nounself

"Created by Tumblr user princenstolas in 2014.[5] Tumblr user bigendeer then pointed out that these should only be used by those who practice witchcraft, out of respect for people with those spiritual beliefs."

dude

we can add rob

to the nonbinary wiki

homoflexible homosexual lesbian

dude

you can be homoflexible

relevant https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222037538238365696/849010907497496636/video0-5-2.mp4

best ghost stories dub moment

great timing

I've heard a lot of people claim dream would still be a good runner even without cheats

Seems that's been blown out of the water

I mean, good in terms of better than the average minecraft player

sure

I will give him that

good in terms of speedrunners

probably not

I love seeing people shit on dream

its a bit late isnt it

he just admitted he did cheat

oh

and by admit I mean he said it was an accident

and someone elses fault

lol

It was an accident

Which is why he covered it up for months

And swore up and down that he didn’t do it

and why he deleted his mods folder 2 days into the investigation

it wasnt me

it was my brother

he was playing on my pc

funniest part was

it was a mod that dream himself helped make

that specifically increased luck

and he is trying to claim "nope did not realize that was what did it"

The folder despawned, he got bad rng

small ant is great he makes good content

pussy reveal

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big.shower.) , and pretend i'm Rushia who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

lol

I love that one

its so stupid

canada number 1?

i get it

CUM

this is probably my new favorite video of all time

Haha

I've seen that video. For some reason tom scott being twowho became a meme