memes

thats also fair

I think this guy is a LOT fatter than you

I think he is between pre surgery boogie fat and me

well we can infer this spooky

Pika, do you sit around and eat pounds and pounds of food every day?

Do you also do no form of exercise

Exercise is lower because of covid

pounds of food is a no

but not 0?

I probably eat what he eats in 1 meal in 1, maybe 2 full days of meals

sorry you dont know pounds

Kilograms

Dolf canadia is fucked

we use pounds and feet for weight and height

PIKA

canadia

he unirronically uses the wallmart scooter to shop

yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am not that fat

shit im kinda close to him

My level of fat is, I get winded if I run for a bit

from December

6 months ago him

watch the first 30 seconds

key word I can run

i can stand though so

lmao

my calves are straight muscle

His leg fat is the key givaway that he is fatter than I am tbh

his legs are fatter than mine

God, I wonder what being this fat would be like

like, I want to be this for a day

but I can't imagine how long it would take him to actually return to being human

get a weighted vest

Yeah, I can't even fathom not being able to just walk where I want to

or 3

or 10

or 30

it must feel like swimming through oil or something

were every movement has so much weight behind it

Convince your cells in your body to get really mad at you

then cover yourself in oil also

cells at work black taught me that is how it works when you are obese and unhealthy

weighted vests and ankle weights

wrist weights too

weighted vests will just make spooky stronger kappa

spooky, ignore the fat thing

I cannot even imagine

eating that much food

in a day

let alone a sitting

that is like taking the moviebob average mealsize and multiplying by 2

that's easier to imagine

fucking

I would physically throw up

ignore that in a day

eating is the best

he does it in like

before I got close to that

2 hours

Like, if I'm having barbeque, I'll have a few burgers and a sausage or something (occasionally)

thats the limit of eating a lot I will go

I think I'd have trouble even getting to this weight, even eating unchecked though

you have to just eat

it would take so fucking long though

because at a certain weight you burn more calories just as a facet of your body has to work harder just to live

lmfao

I'd have to heat ~6,000 cal a day for ~2 solid years

I think

so if you do anything, you slow the growth. You have to not walk, and just eat

and that's with accounting for metabolic growth

nvm, more than that

more like 8,000/day

Classic

Speaking of memes

why did we not institute communism