memes

tag yourselg I am 0 drinks

I may or may not be drinking rn

mint you had class and its a monday

and may or may not be on like a five day bender

you have a problem

ope

sipping wine and doing hw though

idk if I'm ten drinks a day

but I get close on some days

how

also why

i am also 0

0

Drink water faggot

over what period are we averaging?

a week

if it's from birth I'm probably only 4th or 5th

oh

I assume it only asked people how much on a given week they drink if they were old enough to drink

so say since you started drinking

I also feel like averages are fucked

probably

"how many days a week do you drink"

it just amused me and made me think of mint

is a better question

"It doesn't count as drinking if I threw up"

no, but like drinking 5 drinks at a bar on a Friday night

versus drinking every day

the latter feels worse

I think you could get the same metric asking what days you have heavily drank alcohol on

That's why you do 5 drinks every night before you drive yourself home

any answer other than one of the weekends is a sign you are an alcoholic

only five before driving

rookie numbers

of course we are assuming a glass refers to 10grams of alcohol per glass

in which case we will need to do some unit conversion

first we will compare the alcohol to water to get a baseline density

p

water at 1

and pure ethonol at 0.8

at p 0.84

We get it youre an alcoholic

but for sake of simplicty we will use vodka

at 0.196

now we will want to converts a standard fifth to to grams of alcohol per class

so first we state that a fifth contains 750ml of content

Holy fuck no one cares you drunkard

pika cares

and this is a meme

we are doing some fun math

You’re the only one

Doing the math

we will do some simple calculations to find the alcohol in grams for every 750ml of content

for example

1.5 FL ounce of 40 percent alcohol

ie vodka

80 proof

1.5x29.5735x0.40x0.789=14g

1 fluid ounce is 29.57ish ml

1ml of water is is 1g

pure ethonol has a p of roughly 0.789g/cm^3

which I rounded up to 0.8 earlier

but that doesn't matter

we will go back to everclear now

because I want to spam this channel more

I can do the same math to find that everclear has a p relative to 1 unit of water of .84 at 75 proof in a fifth

our grams per fifth is about 461.94

and we can translate that to a standard 10g alcohol drink at 46.194g

the recommended standard drinks per day to remain with a healthy liver is 4 drinks per day

or 40g of alcohol consumed daily

this is for men

in the case of a woman you bring this to 2 drinks per day or 40g

a glass of wine or can of beer usually adds up to this amount

as well as a simple nip of liqour

Thanks

but if you were to consume only one standard glass of everclear you would be close to your allocated daily limit

correction

you would exceed that

by roughly 6grams

seeing as I go through a fifth of vodka in two days at my peak