memes

Elon Musk will save you

Well getting dicks in your poophole would be something most sensible people avoid

Sure if that makes it easier I'll just tell people I'm holding out for sex robots

But even then

Tragic life of gays, organs that just don't work together

but no, I'm with Mint asexual is a good way to shut down a conversation quickly

honestly, if I was gay I would just be even more of a super vocel

Gent, I have never once had a dick up my ass, nor do I plan to, but it sounds to me like you really do

it's efficient, even if it's not completely acurate

because anal sex is degenerate

I hate telling people I'm asexual

Gay projection, classic

I just tell people I'm not looking for relationships

when i hear 'asexual' i don't think of what you just described yourself to be

ask them for their id, when they give it to you say "Ehhh, about 15 years too old for me"

i think of like no ability or desire for sex

that'll get them to leave you alone mint

see, but that makes it sound like you're in some weird situation

I have no desire for sex

Mentally

I fucking hate it

Because mint's retarded and can't just tell people he's not looking for a relationship

Gent, that's such a red flag though

He has to pick one of his degen social science terms

if anyone tells you that, especially in college

Doesn't mean hormones go ope

something is fucked with them

Gent I litterally said the opposite

I don't tell people I'm asexual

Then you just tell them you're not interested

You chuckle

Yes

then say ew

^

works every time

Ope

I couldn't do that

shuckle

People are too nice

Yeah, too many people say ew to him

Especially when they like are asking you out and shit, like that's so hard

so people stay away from

also I am fat

But aren't you

Someone asking you out isn’t nice

yeah, but you want people to hang out with you and if you're super weird and cagy about not wanting to cross some line, people will just leave you out of stuff

Oh no I didn’t get invited to the orgy because I said I wasn’t looking for a relationship

Damn

There is no scenario where you can convince me to tolerate this faggotry

oh no I did not get invited to party 5 of 32 tonight - Mint, probably

stop partying degenerate

there pika goes hating fun again

If I said I would partake in an orgy once just for the experience would y'all kill me

Is that the issue, going to filthy parties?

Just tell them you’re a convicted sex offender

yes

Pika, we can't all be commuters who live at home with your dead grandpa

It works every time

there is no appealing aspect to an orgy

The harmful opinions approach

an orgy is retarded

yeah I'm real back and forth on if actually would

anything more than 3 people

is just bad

pika is just scared b/c he has a small peen Kappa

anything more then 3 people where the other two are women is bad

ftfy

ok if it's just three thats like not much different than normal sex

that's what I mean

lol

I see zero appeal in some giant group orgy

How about don't

I see it as a learning experience maybe

lol

Same with swinging, zero appeal

in the theoretical world when I get invited to a threesome

I would turn it down

what's the point

learn how to sex irl