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so this synced perfectly didn't even have to edit https://t.co/TREO1qFjgQ

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.@JoeBiden steps out and starts playing Despacito from his phone. https://t.co/V5lkUBOoCb

Taco 🌮 bowl Or Philly cheese 🧀 steak

Which was the most cringeworthy display of pandering? A) HILLARY: “Hot sauce” B) POCAHONTAS: “Beer” C) ROMNEY: “Who let the dogs out?” 🎶 D) BIDEN: “Despacito” 🎶

Joe Biden has just ONE thing to say and it ain’t good. Listen to this https://t.co/3nE1hHF1uS

Nearly 20 percent of Millennials, Gen Z in NY believe Jews caused the Holocaust https://t.co/p7NuqkpOBx

No joke, here are the lyrics of Despacito translated to English: "Slowly I want to breathe your neck slowly Let me tell you things in your ears So that you remember when you're not with me Slowly I want to strip you off with kisses slowly" https://t.co/UFSUy9qDr4

Twitter has suspended the account of Dr. Li-Meng Yan, a Chinese virologist who has claimed that COVID-19 was manufactured in a laboratory.

Just discovered a new tech: Turn tap jump on. If you lose a match, tell the TOs that your opponent was recruiting for ISIS mid-game. CGI video evidence to this effect. Set up a GoFundMe to get EZ cash from idiots. Crack open a cold one and enjoy the ride, King. You deserve th...

US senator Mitch McConnell announces traditional ten minute delay on consideration of new judges to honor memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

My 2 month yo daughter saw Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death in the news just now. In fluent sumerian she said: "Verily father, these are troubled times. I hope Ruth finds peace in the halls of Ishtar. #WakandaForever " So proud of my little girl.

Destiny's latest controversial take on the Black Lives Matter movement https://t.co/F5h0kMGWpH

This isn’t any ordinary 6-year-old. In a viral video of a 6U football team in Texas, an abnormally large 6-year-old absolutely dominated his opponents, running through anyone who got in his way and…

Finally we got to the bottom of this contentious issue!!!

Awoken by a sizable earthquake, I checked downstairs to make sure everything was fine, discovered that the only thing that fell off my shelves was my RBG action figure. A little too on-the-nose there, 2020.