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what was your childhood rusp

I didn’t jerk off until I was 15

I’m a good Christian boy

story time

Rusp

what was it like

What do you mean

I only jerked other people off

Classic Reggie with the zinger

what caused you to figure it out Rusp

Figure what out

I started jerking when I was at middleschool age

I forget when

>didn't jerk off until 15

I assume something changed at 15

Nope

I just decided to try it

and not that you were resisiting for years

I’d known about it for years

And I didn’t care to try

that's even weirder

ngl

He realized satan was not going to drag him to hell the second his hand went down his pants

I was not horny as a kid

As someone who went to a very sheltered catholic school, they really need to teach that shit better

so he jerked off

It’s catching up now

Or maybe jerking off causes horny

Regi, do you really need a teacher to explain how jerking off works?

I need a teacher to demonstrate it

Yeah what the fuck are you retarded

No, not jerking off, just literally all of it, they didnt do sex ed till like, high school

>any of it

what do you need a school to teach you

You shouldn’t have sex until at least high school

So yeah

people complain about sex ed all the time, and I'm never sure what they want

Sex isn’t very hard to figure out

it's one thing if you literally don't know what sex is, or that girls don't have penises

but that is just like, regular bio topic

it's another to need a teacher to have you put a condom on a banana and lube it up

Do schools actually do that

Ok so story time, the first time we learned about jerking off was at a camping trip, and all they boys were giving each other handjobs cuz it felt weird and made your pp grow

progressive schools maybe

?????

No wonder you’re a faggot

nice Reggie

Literally 0 concept of what we were doing

how were you all so collectiveley sheltered?

Cuz they never said hey, this isnt a thing to be doing

Dude i have no idea

I was never even remotely sheltered

I can’t imagine being

That sheltered

This was also when we were like, 10

At 10 I understood what sex was

And that what you were doing was gay

I feel like by 10 your parents should have told you... at least something

Listen I went to a Christian school too

How we’re you so

Sheltered

Looking back i feel like someone should have known but somehow like 6 people didnt

Or maybe they were gay??

Hmm??

You were mentally raped by a 10 year old boy

Explains a lot

We did have sex ed starting in 5th grade, but I think well before that a parent should explain shit to their kids

I mean i knew them for years after, none of them turned out to be gay

I mean, they kind of have to for girls

What happened to you

He didn't know anything about sex so when he entered the internet it all hit him at once and turned him into a fag

You were the one who enjoyed it a little too much I take it

Im bi, im not even that gay

WE HAVE A SECOnd BOPIT

>not even gay

>says he's gay

We know what bi means

You’re as gay as Bopit

It means id fuck a grill or some dudes