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PORTLAND, OR—Facing massive budget cuts, the Portland Police Bureau has come up with an exciting new way to fund their department. Upstanding citizens can now pay 5 dollars to throw tear gas at communist protesters. People from across the country are lining up to live their li...

Protesters assembled outside of @JeffBezos's DC home have constructed a guillotine. https://t.co/pDFcTg81K9

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"Jacob Blake couldn't follow instructions to save his life."

i want a guy to grab each of my boobs and say "honk honk." Where could I possibly find a guy like this?

We are being censored! @realDonaldTrump @Facebook is about to unpublished our FB page with 6 million followers. The NY Times recent article claiming we are right wing Provacateurs They are interfering with this election! Conservatives are being censored on FB. PLEASE RETWEET!...

It's been widely speculated that Barron Trump is on the autism spectrum. Find out if the US first son is really a special needs child.

I can’t believe the black panther got shot by the cops

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats, outraged by the beauty and poise of Melania Trump, are demanding an immediate travel ban to prevent further supermodel First Ladies from entering the country in the future. The recommended travel ban would include Melania Trump's home country of Slo...

Ubisoft China and Chinese clothing brand Sheepedia recently collaborated on some joint products. Today the company issued an apology that it would no longer be releasing the Ubisoft x Sheepedia mug due to a "bug" during the production process which caused this...

BLM threatens to “RIP President Trump out of the White House”. Calling for a revolution, they will not wait till election. This is openly domestic terrorism. @realDonaldTrump @SecretService https://t.co/rddirUw9ns

Tesla and SpaceX founder Elon Musk on Friday showcased pigs with computer chips in their brains during his unveiling of Neuralink, an upcoming technology aiming to bring symbiosis between artificial intelligence and the human brain.

To each their own but know what your vote means.

@KaceyMusgraves As a trans bisexual person, my aunt is voting for him and I’m having a really hard time with it.

THIS. THIS is how you write a viral political post. THIS is how you get at least 5,000 faves, 2,000 retweets, and 500 new followers. THIS is me inserting line breaks because I don't actually have the writing skills or depth of thought to hold your attention.

TerraPower and GE Hitachi Nuclear Energy Introduce Commercial Natrium [tm] Power Production and Storage System TerraPower and GE Hitachi Nuclear Energy (GEH) announced on 08/27/20 the launch of the…

My friends in the FBI tell me Antifa appears to be a right wing fantasy. There has not been one single arrest in two years by anyone identifying with an organization called Antifa. It might’ve been a fringe group that existed once upon a time. But there’s no evidence of it no...