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SACRAMENTO, CA—While many Californians are growing increasingly worried about the wildfires spreading throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured everyone that the fires are actually "mostly peaceful.""The fires are mostly peaceful, mostly calm -- nothing to worry abou...

Meanwhile, it has been announced that Jacob Blake has been paralyzed as a result of being shot seven times by the police. In addition to being unable to walk doctors have speculated that his injuries will make it much harder for him to rape underage girls.

ATLANTA, GA—After Trump announced a potential breakthrough in the fight against coronavirus involving convalescent plasma, CNN reported that Trump instructed his followers to inject the plasma from plasma televisions in order to get rid of the virus."Trump literally told his s...

Almost every article on Scots Wikipedia is written by one American teenager, who does not speak Scots and is just writing English in an "accent". If you have a multilingual language model, this fakery might be your entire training data for Scots https://t.co/Rc1wkA0S2P

It turns out an American teen who identifies as an "INTP brony" has singlehandedly written almost the entirety of Scots wikipedia despite not knowing the language at all. Scottish redditors suspect he may have done "more damage to the Scots language than anyone else in histor...

This is a "Struggle Session". A Struggle Session is a chinese communist technique for degrading and breaking people via public humiliation and vitriolic treatment. https://t.co/hkZey89qGC

The official Republican platform is actually, literally, OBAMA BAD TRUMP GOOD. Fucking toddlers.

@MC1400 No. The Democrat party has an actual platform you can look up with an actual list of issues.

@Zisteau Yea its pretty pathetic. But isn't the whole DNC message this year just TRUMP BAD VOTE BIDEN? There might have been some talk of policies (mostly about what policies they wont support ugh), but that was the main message this whole time. God i hate both of these parti...

BOMBSHELL: Document filed today shows the Hennepin County Medical Examiner concluded that George Floyd had fatal levels of Fetanyl in his system and his death would have been ruled an overdose under normal circumstances

"@JoeBiden is too weak, too scared, and too sleepy to stand up to the Radical Left. He’s been doing NOTHING in Washington for 47 years. Why would year 48 be any different?" - Longtime DEMOCRAT mayor Bob Vlaisavljevich #RNCConvention2020

12 tickets for cuties please

LIVE NOW: President Trump Holds Naturalization Ceremony During #RNC2020 - https://t.co/FTBmGNRidD

WATCH: Full speech from @N1ckSandmann (with surprise ending) https://t.co/wmdNPDf0M8

Nick Sandmann is making the case that President Trump should be re-elected to fight back against cancel culture and against media bias. Context: Trump just called for a boycott of Goodyear tires and has attacked the media for often reporting facts that he doesn't agree with....

Sen. Kamala Harris will deliver a speech from Washington, DC, on Thursday offering a pre-rebuttal to Donald Trump’s speech at the Republican National Convention in the evening, a campaign aide confirms to CNN.

The girls I nanny had a lemonade stand today and refused to serve a cop,,, imagine how embarrassing that was for that cop LMAO,, I love kids so so much. She straight up looked at him dead in the eyes and said “we don’t serve bad guys