Message in #memes · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 3, 2026 1:07 PM memes

NASA mission control in Houston got a Microsoft call center on the phone

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 3, 2026 1:07 PM memes

And some Indian woman is stumbling though troubleshooting

Regi Apr 3, 2026 2:51 PM memes

LOL

SyrenBell Apr 3, 2026 4:15 PM memes

https://youtu.be/90jFEtLB6uM

Minecraft Civilizations But It's World Religions www.youtube.com

SyrenBell Apr 3, 2026 4:15 PM memes

Real

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 3, 2026 7:19 PM memes

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SyrenBell Apr 3, 2026 11:33 PM memes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5NAbJROv4RQ?feature=share

Bro has like 10 fingers 😭 www.youtube.com

SyrenBell Apr 4, 2026 9:01 AM memes

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Raccoons Apr 4, 2026 9:19 AM memes

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:13 AM memes

Replying to SyrenBell #syrenbell

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I hope Porygon is the 4th fox-dog thing in that video

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:14 AM memes

Looks vr happy

SyrenBell Apr 4, 2026 11:39 AM memes

SyrenBell Apr 4, 2026 11:39 AM memes

THE BONESSSS

legorhin Apr 4, 2026 11:40 AM memes

now we know what weight is being lost

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:47 AM memes

maybe I don't understand GLP-1's at all, but I thought it was literally just some appetite suppressant for fat people

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:47 AM memes

and we're mad because some Scandanavian company owns the patent

DeadFun Apr 4, 2026 3:47 PM memes

Ozempic bros NO-!

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:15 PM memes

i looked into it

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:15 PM memes

the study doesn't actually mean much

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:16 PM memes

first of all, it's just an observational study, meaning that it doesn't show direct causation

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:16 PM memes

second of all, that massively increased rate over normal of bone softening in glp-1 users was about 0.2%

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:16 PM memes

relative to the normal rate of 0.1%

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:16 PM memes

thirdly, being overweight also tends to cause bone issues so there's a lot of confounding factors to suggest that it's just the meds responsible

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:23 PM memes

I looked it up too

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:23 PM memes

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:24 PM memes

Red 40

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2026 11:24 PM memes

it's over

reorruatrnte Apr 4, 2026 11:24 PM memes

you can take the man out of the swedish fish but you can't take the swedish fish out of the man

Dialga Apr 4, 2026 11:26 PM memes

wasn't there another food coloring that was supposed to be really bad

Dialga Apr 4, 2026 11:26 PM memes

like a yellow one i think?

bob Apr 4, 2026 11:26 PM memes

pretty much all of them are bad dialga

legorhin Apr 4, 2026 11:42 PM memes

if they are made from petroleum you shouldn't be eating them

heir Apr 5, 2026 3:59 AM memes

Replying to bob #b0b3365

i looked into it

yeah but article authors don't care about rational thinking and just want to sensationalize everything for clicks

bob Apr 5, 2026 4:02 AM memes

yeah I know but that's no reason to avoid looking into things

legorhin Apr 5, 2026 5:39 AM memes

https://x.com/TerribleMaps/status/2040151335832834140

China isn’t as big as people think, it’s actually smaller than Florida

SyrenBell Apr 5, 2026 1:32 PM memes

SyrenBell Apr 5, 2026 1:41 PM memes

SyrenBell Apr 5, 2026 3:29 PM memes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 5, 2026 3:41 PM memes

https://cunnyx.com/iFightForKids/status/2040487894951809124

ORDER 66! USELESS @IMPDnews Indianapolis Police let's ADMITTED CHILD MOLESTOR WALK FREE!! ︀︀ ︀︀Dillon Kruger is being protected by cops despite admitting to molesting 2 kids. Quoting Alex Rosen (@iFightForKids ︀ 🚨 We’re LIVE in Shelbyville, IN, confronting Dillon Kruger (22) who believed he was texting and MEETING with a 13 YEAR OLD girl with S3XUAL INTENT 🚨 link in comments to JOIN ⬇️ 💬 303 🔁 2.2K ❤️ 8.6K 👁️ 1.76M

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 5, 2026 3:42 PM memes

the shion from slime isekai shirt is the only reason I am posting this

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 5, 2026 3:42 PM memes

floored me when I hit play

polu Apr 5, 2026 4:08 PM memes

Lock him up for owning slime merchandise

heir Apr 5, 2026 4:10 PM memes

>self-proclaimed lolicon has a mommy shirt

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 5, 2026 4:11 PM memes

The guy denies being a lolicon for what its worth

Gent Apr 5, 2026 4:12 PM memes

He's not into that digital trash, he's a professional

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 5, 2026 4:12 PM memes

Man does NOT need training wheels

Gent Apr 5, 2026 4:12 PM memes

Except for his victims

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 5, 2026 4:12 PM memes

They won't be able to bycicle or walk when he's done with them so they don't either

reorruatrnte Apr 5, 2026 4:28 PM memes

I agree with polu

SyrenBell Apr 5, 2026 9:45 PM memes

https://x.com/gingerstabs/status/2040881575148024041

“Fine we’ll put eggs on Google and put only White men in our military ads will you please die for Israel now?”

DeadFun Apr 6, 2026 12:38 AM memes

Yeah lock man up

legorhin Apr 6, 2026 6:05 AM memes

https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/2041003470531051690

Mnemotoad Apr 6, 2026 8:40 AM memes

Replying to SyrenBell #syrenbell

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Ichigo instead of Luffy

SyrenBell Apr 6, 2026 9:42 AM memes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k2ifPc1z3uw?feature=share

#dublagem www.youtube.com

bob Apr 6, 2026 3:01 PM memes

@Spooky Phijkchu

Mnemotoad Apr 6, 2026 3:09 PM memes

O g r e S o u n d

Polar_ Apr 6, 2026 3:12 PM memes

Bob did you also just watch the Midas video?

legorhin Apr 7, 2026 12:01 PM memes

https://clickhole.com/another-misstep-the-doj-has-added-a-dating-section-to-the-epstein-files-where-the-people-implicated-in-them-can-flirt-with-each-other/

Another Misstep: The DOJ Has Added A Dating Section To The Epstein ...

Trump’s Justice Department is already facing heated scrutiny for mishandling the Epstein Files, but this may just be their most inept move yet: The DOJ…

clickhole.com

Polar_ Apr 7, 2026 3:44 PM memes

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 8, 2026 9:57 AM memes

https://cunnyx.com/RoeRichard33476/status/2041873540270411973

Umbreon illegal bread 🔁 5 ❤️ 33 👁️ 151

SyrenBell Apr 8, 2026 3:09 PM memes

TinyBomby Apr 8, 2026 3:10 PM memes

This is true, except that they are real and they are being used day and night. You just don't notice because the news controls the narrative you see.

Dane Apr 8, 2026 3:10 PM memes

a nuke just flew over my house

TinyBomby Apr 8, 2026 3:10 PM memes

Replying to Dane #princelydone

a nuke just flew over my house

You shouldn't have admitted that buddy, I'm telling my people to come over right now

Dane Apr 8, 2026 3:11 PM memes

bring em on. I got three dozen garden gnomes with explosives inside them lined all around the property

Mnemotoad Apr 8, 2026 7:24 PM memes

Replying to Dane #princelydone

bring em on. I got three dozen garden gnomes with explosives inside them lined all around the property

Tannerite Gnomes are a great landscaping choice for the budget friendly anti personnel solution

SyrenBell Apr 10, 2026 2:56 PM memes

taxes Apr 10, 2026 3:00 PM memes

that fit goes hard

Dane Apr 10, 2026 4:48 PM memes

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/2042595959948169430

https://t.co/XpMpjS9gzG

SyrenBell Apr 11, 2026 9:08 AM memes

legorhin Apr 12, 2026 4:18 AM memes

(moon accomplished with the metric system)

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 13, 2026 1:05 AM memes

https://x.com/soleilestelle/status/2043455733828559199

folks, THIS is the kind of mic you're supposed to use for womb ASMR (aka VAGINA ASMR). A lavalier condenser microphone. Oh my God. I don't know what you ladies are using but it should NOT be hurting 😭

DeadFun Apr 13, 2026 1:30 AM memes

media.tenor.com

Dane Apr 13, 2026 6:22 AM memes

https://fixupx.com/pokemon_daily/status/2043521824688894135

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legorhin Apr 13, 2026 11:10 AM memes

https://notthebee.com/article/breaking-the-japanese-just-discovered-ranch-dressing-

BREAKING: The Japanese just discovered Ranch Dressing 🤤

Something amazing is happening. 👇

notthebee.com

SyrenBell Apr 13, 2026 11:15 AM memes

legorhin Apr 14, 2026 6:07 AM memes

https://x.com/GothamChief/status/2043831793661383096

Matt Reeves confirms that Batman is there were once they are did. The sequel will become the first ever to have the first as in the DCU of that when The Batman Saga began. Congratulations Matt Reeves!

Polar_ Apr 14, 2026 3:07 PM memes

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SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 10:09 AM memes

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Dialga Apr 15, 2026 10:40 AM memes

whose mujin

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