Message in #memes · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Gent Jul 3, 2024 6:54 PM memes

Soft scrambled eggs

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:55 PM memes

Hard scrambled eggs

Gent Jul 3, 2024 6:56 PM memes

Dropped them from a 2 to a 5

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:56 PM memes

i mean

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:56 PM memes

evne if you fuck up its just eggs and rice

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:56 PM memes

Yeah

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

which is still fine

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

There's not really a lose

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

There's just a big 5% W

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

i think fucking up would tast ebetter

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

im pretty sure

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

Naaaaah

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

It's about the pride of having prowess as a chef

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:57 PM memes

Clearly

Gent Jul 3, 2024 6:58 PM memes

If you can get the proper omelette shape with the slice down the middle I'll be impressed

Gent Jul 3, 2024 6:58 PM memes

And the doneness

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

thats literally impossible

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

well not impossible

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

but like

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

way harder than just mkaing it

Gent Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

yeah, that's why I said omelettes are mostly for showing off

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

I have really good luck when it comes to my first time cooking things

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

then you have to get a

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

ketchup nozel

taxes Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

that has a tip

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 6:59 PM memes

So I think there's a chance I could just lick into it correctly

taxes Jul 3, 2024 7:00 PM memes

so you can write something on it

Gent Jul 3, 2024 7:00 PM memes

A big heart

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 7:00 PM memes

Yeah I'll write fuck you

taxes Jul 3, 2024 7:00 PM memes

"Ni-"

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 7:00 PM memes

ce job

Gent Jul 3, 2024 7:01 PM memes

That was a close one, I was almost about to time you out

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 7:01 PM memes

Oh you meant

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 7:01 PM memes

OMG....

Rusp Jul 3, 2024 7:01 PM memes

Max....

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2024 9:33 PM memes

Rusp, you want one of these

Dane Jul 3, 2024 10:40 PM memes

Memes?

legorhin Jul 4, 2024 6:25 PM memes

https://clickhole.com/historic-for-the-first-time-ever-a-hot-dog-has-won-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/

Historic: For The First Time Ever, A Hot Dog Has Won Nathan’s Hot D...

Get ready for the most inspiring story you’ll read all day, because competitive eating’s newest champion has just made history in a truly remarkable way:…

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Garbage Jul 4, 2024 11:04 PM memes

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1808529906239787398

Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X

Man carrying a 6 inch Master Sword from The Legend of Zelda, sentenced 4 months in prison

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legorhin Jul 4, 2024 11:04 PM memes

very cool

legorhin Jul 5, 2024 11:38 AM memes

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🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Jul 5, 2024 4:38 PM memes

https://vxtwitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1809217502808805833

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legorhin Jul 5, 2024 5:20 PM memes

https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/1809334437127364764

Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) on X

r/TrueRateMe, where if you give a rating too high for pretty people you get warned and eventually banned.

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Dane Jul 5, 2024 5:24 PM memes

according to reddit this is a 7

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:26 PM memes

https://www.reddit.com/r/truerateme/comments/14x8lnc/19f/

From the truerateme community on Reddit: 19F

Posted by vivi129 - 3,515 votes and 401 comments

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:26 PM memes

ok so, I was curious

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:26 PM memes

it looks like their bot just broke

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:26 PM memes

tho fr

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:27 PM memes

what kind of weirdos spend time rating chicks on reddit

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:28 PM memes

THERE'S A GUIDE

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:28 PM memes

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Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:28 PM memes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dane Jul 5, 2024 5:28 PM memes

incels are banned despite this being an actual incel subreddit

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:30 PM memes

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:30 PM memes

Leg, this is a great find

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:30 PM memes

this male rating guide

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 5, 2024 5:31 PM memes

wtf are even these numbers

legorhin Jul 5, 2024 5:56 PM memes

good guide

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 5, 2024 5:56 PM memes

Most of the top males do not look that good

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 5, 2024 5:56 PM memes

this scale is hilarious

legorhin Jul 5, 2024 5:57 PM memes

Rusp Jul 5, 2024 6:01 PM memes

I agree with that one

polu Jul 5, 2024 6:03 PM memes

Guude wouldn't suck any of their cocks

Gent Jul 5, 2024 6:03 PM memes

Needs more racial discrimination

Jaz Jul 5, 2024 6:15 PM memes

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The fact they actually used real people's names, is so fucked lol

Jaz Jul 5, 2024 6:16 PM memes

Imagine your "al habab hazib" and you find yourself on a male rating guide

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Jul 5, 2024 6:16 PM memes

there are a lot of 4 and 5/10 girls who i would

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 5, 2024 6:18 PM memes

Rachel Dratch does not look that bad from the angle they showed her at 3.0

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jul 5, 2024 6:18 PM memes

anything past her is fuck ugly though

Wuvwand Jul 6, 2024 8:34 PM memes

Omg yeah true rate me is filled with retards

Garbage Jul 7, 2024 6:58 PM memes

https://x.com/iontecs_pemf/status/1808966545823183103

W.R. Schock, QBD (@iontecs_pemf) on X

Holy cow. The mRNA whack is creating a new Dragon species of humans called Raves. Women are already growing scales in their vaginas. Like I've said, whatever you do, do not have intercourse with ANYONE who may have been jabbed. WOW! Lalita Karoli https://t.co/mKOm3tQE7e

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🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Jul 9, 2024 6:40 PM memes

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 9, 2024 11:47 PM memes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13617271/Girl-loses-hand-mistaking-dynamite-sparkler.html

Girl, 11, loses a hand after mistaking dynamite for a sparkler

Caitlyn Conway needed an amputation after the explosive device detonated at her family rental home in the Detroit suburb of River Rouge on June 27.

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Dialga Jul 10, 2024 12:40 AM memes

that is not a small amount lmao

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 10, 2024 12:41 AM memes

What's the first thing you remove from that order

legorhin Jul 10, 2024 12:41 AM memes

nuggets

Dialga Jul 10, 2024 12:41 AM memes

the drinks

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