I think the most basic ralph tl;dr I can give off of the top of my head is
- Ralph released revenge porn of him and his then girlfriend faith to spite her ex boyfriend, in this video ralph thumbed her ass and sniffed his thumb. It was pretty funny
- Ralph, to spite andy warski, went to portugal, then got his ass kicked by a pimp and had his manpurse stolen. His eyes are permanantly fucked up because of this.
- He had a falling out with metokur because jim made fun of him getting his ass kicked in portugal
- He went back to portugal for a second try, another lolcow who hates him showed up and they kicked his ass
- Ralph was brought to court, and pled no contest to the revenge porn thing. Not on a sex offender registry, but he didn't fight the charge.
- He hooked up with digibros ex may, who he cucked digi for. This led to a famous gunt fight at digis house where ralph got punched then spit blood on people like the gremlin he is.
- Ralph ex faith ended up pregnant with demon child 1. He is still in court with faith and her family over various things
- Faith (as well as Ade, another ex of ralphs) got restraining order so Ralph cannot legally post about them online
- Ralph knocked up may with demon child 2.
- Ralph fled the country to live in Mexico (likely because he had outstanding warrants or because people kept showing up to his house to leave corn in honour of josh's corn harvest joke that made ralph mad)
- May fled the nest with demon baby 2, but apparently in spite of all reasonable actions one might take, has gone back (or ralph is cope posting on twitter, that is to be determined)
