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Unirronically, this guy seems on the verge of killing himself now

That he let his buddy die

I mean, I can understand

That is a normal reaction

Get him a shake too

Our guess, 100% seriously

Is that he made a funny sarcastic joke while the guy was eating a breakfast sandwich

And he choked to death on it

The obituaries should state how people died

And then failed to heimlich him

I think that would sell newspapers

Maybe thought he was joking or smt at first

I think most people try to do the Heimlich incorrectly

So I'm not surprised he fucked it

But yeah anyway, jamocha shake tonight I'm excited about

The overall happiness in the world will be fine by tonight

Wholesome

If you havent already spooky you should give your condolences to the widow and maybe a gift or something

That would be fucking awkward

So, I think I'm supposed to bake her something

That's traditionally what people do

maybe dont give her food for this one

That's just it

Offer to take care of the baby for one hour

I will take the baby so you can start over

I think that will go over well

Normally neighbors/coworkers do gifts of food, sweets, casseroles, etc .

But because he choked

Idk

dude, please wait until you know what he choked on. Widows appreciate attention to detail

He was "eating breakfast" and it sounded like a breakfast sandwich thing

Idk from where

Put it all in a blender and give it to her

How about some flowers

Choking might run in the family

No but for real but for real I do feel really horribly for her

The plotline where the baby comes to kill spooky after he causes his mom to choke with the gift

I'm not trying to rizz her Gent

I think that would be a good end

Though she is much younger than him

Flowers are normal though

Spooky

Why is that what you assume

Verbatim

I was told that today

I've never met her, or if I had at some company picnic or something I forget

But everyone keeps remarking that she's young, and getting mad at the guy for dying on her

>man dies, woman most affected

If you feel super obligated to get something can’t you get like a “my condolences” card or something?

I mean, choking to death is definitely a fuck up on his end