general

Cut off a leg

Let me be your jockey

I think 6’4 is optimal jockey size

Rusp

Lennod is available

YES

If it wasn’t I was going to recommend 7777777

Donnel doesn't have his balls

and is also probably dead

Fuck

Is there a Tharja horse

Also, no numbers Rusp

Rusp

What

Okay spooky

Sevensevensevensevensevensevenseven

that's taken

along with every other spelling of seven

Sehvahn

since it's society's "luck number"

Okay what about

SlayerNinja

Is that taken

SlayerNinga

can you use special characters in a horse name

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sadly no Pika

AT-AT

I'm seeing a lot of Slayers

SPOOKY

GEORGE FLOYD HORSE

no SlayerNinjas

RESPECT THE SAINT

how many horses do they name after mlp charcaters

I rub the head of my floyd funko pop while I pray george wins me the horse race

There's a FloydTheMan

George Floyd is available though

Thank god

Put a rope around it’s neck

lol

Or just

Have your jockey in police attire

Pump it full of fentanyl

push it over and kneel on it if it loses the race

There is a horse named Robe, bred by a confederate

Name is Nibbler

how about glue?

glue is super common