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I had a similar thing happen to me, but I did the opposite, where I had food poisoning, had diarrhea sitting on the toilet, and the ejection of liquid out of me made me vomit all over the bathroom floor.

Have ytou guys tried psyllium husks?

They make it extra goopy and gooey

what

Like it makes it feel like play dought consistency

I had a date in like 8 hours and canceled it lol

Psyllium husks are basically mushrooms that are like 99% fiber

I've only had double trouble, I wonder if anyone got triple or quadruple trouble in the record books

so if you have a few

it completely melts your gut

and causes it to come out like sludge

but not watery

that's disgusting

gent told me he ate a whole bag of those once

why would you want that

i fucking love sludge

I have a lot of metamucil if that counts

because its more fun to play around in

puddy?

muddy puddy

it makes a better sound too

when you bounceon it

bouncing on it?

yeah on my bed

with the shit between me

sometimes i like to microwave it too

to heat it back up

but its like chili kinda

you gota cover it in the microwave

or it gets everywhere

@_@

Dane.

shit talk in general chat is okay but a funny urealms meme is where you draw the line?!

smh

I hate both of them

One is serious.

One is a joke.

I... I'm not sure which is which

if you think even for a second that i was serious about any of that stuff I said

you need to re-evaluate your joke sensor

I didn't think you were serious, but no way you think urealms is serious

its right next to the reddit gold dispenser

you were joking?

haha oh oaky

lol