Replying to sudo TPK #sylfar Garbage, stop posting huge copypastas
She saw I was wary, but Aqua only grinned even wider.
“You like video games, right?”
And then she proudly laid out her great proposal or whatever.
The long and short of it was this:
There’s another world, different from our own, that is home to someone called the Demon King.
The Demon King’s invading army threatens that world. It’s a place of magic and monsters—in other words, a fantasy setting pretty much like those found in popular games like Dragon Hunter or MonsterQuest.
“So people who die in that world… Well, see, the majority of them were killed by the Demon King, right? And they don’t want to go through that again. So most of them refuse to be reborn. That means fewer and fewer babies are getting born there, and eventually the world will be ruined! So we thought…why not send someone who died in some other world off to this threatened one?”
I can’t imagine the headaches around that immigration policy.
“And we figured as long as we’re sending someone, it might as well be someone who died young, a blank slate. We’d send them with their body and memory intact. What’s more, since it would be silly to send someone over there just to die again, we decided to allow them to bring along any one thing they want. A powerful special ability, an incredible talent… Some people choose a legendary weapon… So how about it? You get another shot at life in a new world, and they get someone battle-ready to come to their aid. What do you think? Not bad, right?”
It really wasn’t bad.
I could feel my excitement ramping up, though. I liked games, sure, but I never thought I’d have the chance to live in a world just like one.
But before that, first things first…
“Um, just asking, but—what about the language in this new world? Can I speak it?”
“No worries there. Through the kind support of us deities, the language will be
