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Saturday, July 9, 2022
Go buy a tablet
Get a apple watch to read your lns on
literally the most convinient way to hold it
because
you get to see 10 words
at a time
Your brain can interpret full sentences in your vision even if you are not directly reading them. It helps with understanding
Unironically, part of why yoy need to stop and look things up is you are not giving your brain enough details to work with
That meant my death wasn’t in vain. I was able to do something worthwhile with my life, even if only at the very end…
The beautiful girl cocked her head questioningly at my look of relief.
“Although, if you hadn’t pushed her, she wouldn’t have been hurt at all.”
“……Huh?”
What did she just say?!
“That tractor would’ve stopped before hitting her. Obviously. It’s a tractor. It doesn’t even go that fast. Your dumb heroics were totally uncalled for. Pffft…hee-hee-hee!”
She sure knew how to make a good first impression. Not.
I guess it would be rude to smack her. But I really want to.
Never mind that. There was something more important to ask.
“What did you say? A tractor? Not a truck?”
“Yes, that’s right. A tractor. You think that girl wouldn’t have noticed if some huge truck was coming right at her? She would’ve gotten out of the way.”
…Huh?
“Wait, so…I died getting run over by a tractor?”
“No, you died of shock. You were convinced a truck had hit you, and your body failed. I’ve been doing this a long time, but you’re the first person I’ve met who died in such a weird way.”
I was at a loss for words.
“Incidentally, you soiled yourself when you thought you were going to be hit by that tractor. They took you to the nearest hospital, and all the doctors and nurses were like, ‘Whaaat? What a loser! (LOL),’ and you died of a heart attack without even waking u—”
I threw my hands over my ears. “Stop iiiit! Please noooo, I don’t wanna hear it! I don’t need to hear how pathetic it was!”
She drew close to me and, with a smirk, whispered in my ear: “Your family got to the hospital just this minute, and before they could even grieve, they heard the
It also means you can read more uninterupted,keeping a good flow
cause of death and burst out laughi—”
“Stop! Stop! You’re making this up, right? No one’s ever died in such a pathetic way!”
She stood above me and giggled as I knelt on the ground, my head in my hands.
“All right. I guess I’ve let off enough steam for today. Nice to meet you, Kazuma Satou. My name is Aqua. I’m a goddess who gives guidance to those in Japan who die young. Now, then. Regardless of how amusing the circumstances of your demise may be, you have two choices.”
This damn woman…!
All right, forget it. I had to let it go, or we’d never get anywhere.
“Option one: be reborn as a human, starting a completely new life. And option two: live like an old geezer in a heavenly place.”
Talk about lose-lose.
“Hang on… What do you mean, ‘heavenly place’? And what is ‘living like an old geezer,’ anyway?”
“Honestly, Heaven isn’t as great a place as you humans imagine. The dead don’t need to eat, and nothing is ever produced in the afterlife—so even if you wanted to cook something, there’d be no ingredients. Sorry to disappoint you, but Heaven’s actually a real drag. No TV, no manga, no video games. Just a bunch of dead people. And since you’re dead, you can’t even hook up with anyone! I mean, you don’t really have a body, right? It’s just you and a bunch of spirits sitting around sunning yourselves and making small talk for all eternity.”
What? No paradise? No video games? That’s not Heaven. That’s Hell.
I could start over as a baby…
Hang on—are those seriously my only choices?
I was clearly dejected, but the goddess gave me a huge smile.
“You’re right. Who wants to go to a boring place like Heaven? And being reborn isn’t so hot, either. You lose all your memories, and isn’t that basically the same as saying you, Kazuma Satou, would cease to exist? Well! Have I got an offer for you…”
I smelled something fishy.
Bopit, stop reading shit lns
or actually, have a not shit memory
You should be able to remember story points
unless what you mean is, " I need to stop reading this to go look up the unimportant serial number of the device that has no plot relevance"
You read things in the least enjoyable way. I honestly don't get why you even bother
When you said " just read on your phone, its better"
Replying to sudo TPK #sylfar Garbage, stop posting huge copypastas
She saw I was wary, but Aqua only grinned even wider.
“You like video games, right?”
And then she proudly laid out her great proposal or whatever.
The long and short of it was this:
There’s another world, different from our own, that is home to someone called the Demon King.
The Demon King’s invading army threatens that world. It’s a place of magic and monsters—in other words, a fantasy setting pretty much like those found in popular games like Dragon Hunter or MonsterQuest.
“So people who die in that world… Well, see, the majority of them were killed by the Demon King, right? And they don’t want to go through that again. So most of them refuse to be reborn. That means fewer and fewer babies are getting born there, and eventually the world will be ruined! So we thought…why not send someone who died in some other world off to this threatened one?”
I can’t imagine the headaches around that immigration policy.
“And we figured as long as we’re sending someone, it might as well be someone who died young, a blank slate. We’d send them with their body and memory intact. What’s more, since it would be silly to send someone over there just to die again, we decided to allow them to bring along any one thing they want. A powerful special ability, an incredible talent… Some people choose a legendary weapon… So how about it? You get another shot at life in a new world, and they get someone battle-ready to come to their aid. What do you think? Not bad, right?”
It really wasn’t bad.
I could feel my excitement ramping up, though. I liked games, sure, but I never thought I’d have the chance to live in a world just like one.
But before that, first things first…
“Um, just asking, but—what about the language in this new world? Can I speak it?”
“No worries there. Through the kind support of us deities, the language will be
Replying to Garbage #garbageatgaming She saw I was wary, but Aqua only grinned even wider. “You like video games, right?” And then she proudly laid out her great proposal or whatever. The long and short of it was this: There’s another world, different from our own, that is home to someone called the Demon King. The Demon King’s invading army threatens that world. It’s a place of magic and monsters—in other words, a fantasy setting pretty much like those found in popular games like Dragon Hunter or MonsterQuest. “So people who die in that world… Well, see, the majority of them were killed by the Demon King, right? And they don’t want to go through that again. So most of them refuse to be reborn. That means fewer and fewer babies are getting born there, and eventually the world will be ruined! So we thought…why not send someone who died in some other world off to this threatened one?” I can’t imagine the headaches around that immigration policy. “And we figured as long as we’re sending someone, it might as well be someone who died young, a blank slate. We’d send them with their body and memory intact. What’s more, since it would be silly to send someone over there just to die again, we decided to allow them to bring along any one thing they want. A powerful special ability, an incredible talent… Some people choose a legendary weapon… So how about it? You get another shot at life in a new world, and they get someone battle-ready to come to their aid. What do you think? Not bad, right?” It really wasn’t bad. I could feel my excitement ramping up, though. I liked games, sure, but I never thought I’d have the chance to live in a world just like one. But before that, first things first… “Um, just asking, but—what about the language in this new world? Can I speak it?” “No worries there. Through the kind support of us deities, the language will be
I don't really care if you do, I just wanted to tell someone to stop doing somethin while it was relevant.
I LITERALLY JUST WATCH ALL RELATED THINGS
Not even that weird
You watch 20 min episodes in 1 hour because you need to read a serial number that never comes up again, and figure out what it means
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak You watch 20 min episodes in 1 hour because you need to read a serial number that never comes up again, and figure out what it means
yeah b/c it's fun