general

Doing that would cause the opposite to happen actually

Damn, even unrelated health channels know about technoblade

Not a Phijkchu dream, but sufficiently fucked up enough to share

so I was playing holoknight (I wasn't actually but my dream kept referring to this game as that, it was similar mechanically I guess). I do this secret thing where I stand on a cat worm until I absord it and become this flying fetus thing in a tube. After flying in the tube for a while, a video of two naked men starts playing, and then the one guy willingly lets the other cut him into pieces and eat him

I have no idea why the fuck I had this dream

uh huh

pika is a gay cannibal confirmed

The only crossover with phijkchu I had was

I dmed garbage to say "man holoknight schitzos are on another level"

after seeing that video

Im gonna miss when restaurants finally realize free app signup rewards and birthday rewards are dumb

Its so nice being able to go get lunch out for free at like 15 different restaurants

@Sigmund Freud

Thanks kodykaz? Very cool?

Im not clicking that

5 days and rusps prediction is right

aw shoot what did he send

did we lose kodykaz

An error log

I think he accidentally drag and dropped something into the server

at least I assume it was an accident

oh I assumed he sent a spam link

that also makes sense

Cat knocked a metal chain into a half plugged in chord and killed power to my house

No comment

how are your cats this destructive

They are kittens

the chewing shit is because they are teething

blaming the kittens for your inability to make your house safe is not poggers

kittens can be little terrorists, destroying things (un)intentionally

but they're adorable while doing it

my family's been volunteering as a foster home for kittens for years and that has never happened

pika is just bad

smh my head

many years ago when I was at my fathers when stepmother was helping with a litter of foster kittens, they climbed and crawled all over everything, braking some of his tabletop gaming terrain/scenery

Your dad's a nerd?

to be fair, they should have rolled better on their AC's

Yes, rolling for your armor class, classic

gent's a nerd

in my defense

not mine

The only time the cats are in their room is when they are there since its not cat proof

so she did not pay attention and this happened

When a chain hits an outlet is that called chain lightning

Wasps are living in my grill and smoker angery

Goodbye u shits

lol mistakes made

thats certainly an effective way to get rid of a nest

Happy Birthday Kaze

one day off from being an honorary american

Happy birthday man 😭

Happy birthday cheese man

Remember kaze, as you get older so do they

Hbd

https://www.emich.edu/police/services/investigations/index.php

I was asleep but thank you friends, appreciate it :)

Happy Guns and Bald Eagles and Burger day friends

Its 11am and im already drunk like a true American

well done

https://phijkchu.com/ is down

seems to be?

yeah, it'll be back up in a second

okie, sorry just noticed it

yeah, I need a better way to redirect to a "this site is down" page

ok, it's back up

oh man, now I have an actual reason to get this new router I want it can do conditional port failover on a single LAN/WAN

I think there's some fun stuff I could do with that

you gotta shrink the banner screenshot of Rob's comment so it stops breaking mobile spooky, idk if ya have seen that issue

yeah, I've noticed