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I have absolutely no idea how this was one of the biggest songs in the English-speaking world for a period of 1993.

I got asked yesterday at work why do I where a big ass belt buckle? "Why do you think I wear one? I'm covering for my tiny dick." The real reason is because 1, I'm hard on belts and belt buckles are durable and 2. I'm a redneck piece of white trash

ope

Y'all got belt buckles in europe?

i would assume so

don't see people wear them unironically though

Us cowboys like to wear them

I like how European belts are ~half height

i also like how when i google europe belt buckle, most of the top results are nazi symbolry

those german soldiers LOVED fashion

perfect

wear this for me, mini

might be a bit too small for your tastes though

i fucking love pirates

goddamn i wanna make love to pirate right now

what if max akito became a pirate right now 😳

oh stop, that's too much

what if you had a band of pirate's to help you

would you be able to handle pirate max akito then?

it's not a question of whether i'll be able to handle her

the problem is i won't know if i can survive my massive erection

with all the blood in my body going to my penis

it's not healthy

we can have the pirate band give you blood transfusions

now we're talking

50% of their blood is rum btw

i've always wanted hatsune phijku dna in my bloodstream

Normal conversations in Phijkchu

it's true

seems normal to me

Anyways, back to the topic or rat milk

Emoji45 Milk

this is his fate

a noble sacrifice

yeah it allowed his mate to keep protecting their eggs

those are unfortunately the only rat pictures I have saved

i don't have any rat pictures 😭

does anyone have any good streaming sites for movies and such? I wanna rewatch shit like jurassic park but it's not available on any of the services our family shares

rawb.art

I could just torrent but currently my download speed is absolutely horrendous and it takes forever

phijkchu.com

oh speaking of though, didn't realize you actually got it back up and running

wait a fucking second I fell for it

that's not the real spooky

my brain is very small

one of my siblings has an account on plex that he pays a family friend to allow us to watch pretty much everything

but, not really something i can help you with

hm alright

I'll just go back to my torrenting ways I suppose, just a bit annoying when I can only download at like 1mbps at most

rip

bro downloading borderlands 2the other day took me like 3 hours

I'll get ethernet again sometime this summer, just gotta have a day when neither me or my dad are too lazy to drill a bunch of holes and lead cables through the roof

lmao

D:<

look at her lovely long nips

Thats a Milktank+Nidoqueen Fusion btw.

I'm really enjoying this. I'm on my way to the elite 4

Some of the Pokemon Fusion games are legit really good

I'll share some screens of my team sometime tomarrow.

the bitch takes awhile to load, like 2-3 min to start up

everyone reply with your best mushroom/pitbull pun names

nevermind

Muttshroom

Maurel

Pitcini

Trumpit

Portobullo

Piitake

that one

tho piitake is a close 2nd imo

Oh god, Mr. Kazam is nightmare fuel

ikr

I love it

Beesaur looks unironically badass

Yeah