general

As your roommates rally to protect you

nah they would throw me under the bus

they are all slobs and I give them shit for it

well like backhanded, Im like incapable of being directly mean to people

yoo lightning is just striking houses all around me

that tea is so tempting regi

its free

it probably wont ship

shipping though

nah

yeah

you can remove it

oh

lol

next tab

holy shit the ground is shaking what

oh nice

wtf polu

Someone broke into my car last night

Fucking hate it

oof

america moment

they take anything important?

St. Louis moment

Looks like they just rummaged through it. I dont keep shit in my car

They got my mom's car as well

someone in my neighborhood has a security camera

LMAO

man, who could have predicted that shocking twist

I wonder what race this gentleman could be

ope

Well Mint, there goes your chance of living in Polu's car

sounds like a good way to make new friends

Mint I need you to sleep in my car with a gun

rip

you know

this is what you get

sounds good

been meaning to get a gun at some point

o shiz they caught treyvon

probably a quon

I have like three different drug dealers all with the name quon

well it's always like dequon to tyquon or something

half the football team here is named quon

they are all really attractive so though

haven't met one that wasn't yet

jesus christ mint stop objectifying and sexualizing everyone you meet

you horny bastard

you piece of shit

smh my head

Black people aren’t attractive retard

Although I could see gay people being attracted to monkeys

With aids and whatnot

Wonder where this man was jogging at night to.

This is how monkeypox spreads

Biggest lie I've heard today

you are just wrong

there are no good looking black people

generally i find black people to have less attractive features than other ethnicities

but that's just my subjective view on it

I'm the opposite my taste in men is very specific to tall black men

oof

porp no, you are loosing points with gent

its going to be an uphill battle to convince him you are a great addition to the server now

Just wait until you hear about my taste in women

please be 11 year olds

please be 11 year olds

Yeah 11 years older than me maybe

based

that's funny, the other day my mom talked about there being a new baker in town and i'd jokingly said if she could bake my favorite pastry i'd marry her, to which my mom replied she's 11 years older than me

then you loudly yelled NICE and your mom clapped?

pretty much, actually

based fire

Porp I hate you now