general

index funds are the best advice for growth while controlling your funds and being able to withdraw if you want to car, house, retire before 70, w/e

Stocks and crypto are both low enough to be pretty safe buys rn, imo

and then options, margin trading, and everything else you need a good scheme for

Options on margin

You could retire tomorrow

Step 1, be a millionaire

Nono

You borrow a millionaire

Ask dolf to hook you up with his jewish billionaire

What's a good crypto trader?

Binance.us and Crypto.com are my two favorite US ones

There are a lot more to look at though

Regi prob has some better ones

Gogogo

lol

Uhhh no you mistake me for a smart investor

I use robinhood because its easy

I don't think there is any "smart investing" anymore

And coinbase because its also easy

I use Robbinhood too, just be careful with crypto, because they default to weird rates

robinhood for stocks is the best imo

all the other apps suck

Webull can die in a hole

Its good until their app dies during important times

Like corona trading

and all the trad services like Fidelity or Vanguard are for boomers

Ive head td is good

Heard

But really, if you want to max out your 401k, dump the federal maximum into a Roth IRA, and they put the rest in index funds that's the most financially sound way to "make money"

even though you're not really making money you can do anything with

it's all paper

I should be doing that but meh

I don't want to retire at 70

and want to buy a house

Until very recently i was rolling my entire wealth into cc payments multiple times a week

actually, I take it all back

Its finally snowballed enough where i dont need to do that

step 0

is if you can invest capital to make capital

like Reggie was

My job is dead currently

Lhr unlock killed the cash cow

RIP

As well as crypto crash

with crpyto though, general advice is to not be a long hauler/ bag holder

if you're getting in now, with BTC ~30k and Eth ~2k

Wdym btc 1mil by 2026

Thats what all the news articles say on google

We're all going to be the 1%

if BTC spikes and hits 50k this Summer, sell with no remorse

don't wait for new all-time highs

(and sure as fuck don't pay taxes on it)

If you go thru rh you kinda have to

It sends you the crypto 1099 or 1098 or whatever one it is

yeah, and fuck them

though, if you want to sell at a loss

use Robinhood

because then it's easy to claim

Wdym

to offset gains

Sounds like I'll go with crypto to dodge the IRS

What, like transfer in btc saying it was bought at 60k and selling at 40

idk how Robinhood handles crypto transfers

tbh

I've not played with it yet

Because if you buy it on rh thats kinda hard to claim

Loss

yeah, I don't have a scheme for that yet

I'll come up with one

The easiest way to not pay taxes on btc ive found is

Leave it in the nicehash wallet from when its mined

Because they dont have my ssn idt

Anywhere else has to take that info now

Robinhood is nice because you can swap money between stocks/crypto easily

and if you want to just play it safe after you sell your crypto, you can just dump it into SPY (S&P 500 Index fund)

Regi's right that they'll fuck you with taxes though

but hey, maybe that's what you wanted

I'm going to go eat lunch now, but I hope you don't lose all your money Polu

and trust me, whatever financial decisions you make will be wrong, and you will regret them or doubt yourself from now until you die