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First Phijkchu Marriage

Holy shit the gym badge will be legendary

"Tell Max I'll marry her..." - Rusp

A fight is about to happen

what's he gonna do

kick me to death?

oh wait

lmao

fucking legless piece of shit

Have you not seen rusps dox yet fire?

Cia finally got him?

he doesn't even have a cock

he loses by default

can't impregnate

what a loss

I am so glad there was a good result for "really buff man with no legs"

lol

You would have to fight me to force me to take her

If you can punch my legs back on I’ll marry her

"...I’ll marry her" - Rusp, in reference about Max

“"...I’ll marry her"”- Pika, in reference to Max

pika shit on

"""...I'll Marry her"" -Pika" -Rusp, affirming to his buddy pika that he will marry max

i'm going to have to ask you guys to keep my wife's name out your damn mouths

it'd be fiancee at this point if anything fire, you have to be legally accurate with these things

the fire you replied to was from the future where he is already married

I don't know how well max would do living in the netherlands

do not assume

actually i'm sure max would do just fine living off of social welfare

not having to do anything

netherlands is too orange

this is true

“"""...I'll Marry her""…" -Rusp”, Pika affirming to his buddy Rusp that he will marry max

"“"""...I'll Marry her""…" -Rusp”, Pika affirming to his buddy Rusp that he will marry max" -The 535th line in Rusps fanfiction he wrote. The proceeding line is a sex scene between him and Max

christ, will you two stop flirting and just marry each other already

Gay

I think both rusp and I would marry eachother over max

unironically

Rusp can’t answer that question because he loses either way

I got him on the ropes

He will be made fun of regardless

He also looses if he says nothing

It proves I was right

and he is just too embarrassed to admit it

No comment on anything

I win

See

he would marry me

Okay I’ll marry max over you just because she isn’t harrier than most animals

"I’ll marry max" - Rusp

You lost

I don’t like this game

"...Max...I ...like" -Rusp

It was rigged from the start

Let’s play a game like

Would you rather marry a lamia or tharja

Like

Aahhh!! If I have to choose I guess!!

Rusp I am pissing myself laughing because I cannot read

I was picturing you fucking a lama

i'd rather fuck an alpaca over a llama

alpacas are hecka cute

trie

Rusp has hung himself

hung like a llama

i assume llamas have horse-like cocks

i don't actually know

Do some research then

epic

Marrying a llama so I can say llamer

>:( time travel is banned

not anymore, in the future

damn he's right

"I would marry max and let her experiment on me" [sic] - Rusp

i said that word for word

Did i post my.latest internet crime here