general

don't ligma pika

No she isn’t

Ok, lemme just get my mic on

Yes she is

Lamia is the same as naga right?

No?

Yes

She is half animal therefore at least furry

I think

Maybe

Naga aren't furries

Half Scalies

This guy gets me

And saclies are half furries

Actually the line is "Alice? Who The Fuck Is Alice?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpF5kSDQjQ

So theyre a quarter furries

Scaly = furry

I can accept this

Mgq snake girl

Thank you zyton

oh thank you reggie

Also, Lamia and naga aren't the same

Anyways I’m not a furry

I’m based

Cloaca

And redpilled

zyton lmao

i mixed you up for syren by accident

but you can still do it

We can layer his voice acting with syrens

Rusp when he sees a human vagina: 🤮

rusp

what should i have zyton do

Have him say “boy, I love trans individuals! in fact, I would not mind dating one.”

Then do the pika

Haha

lmao

Psh, imagine dating an individual, rather than a hivemind. That's so person > people

ok rusp the agency rejected your line

Have him read the Isabel copypasta

What?

Why

I think he’s a transphobe, dude

Yeah please do that

Are you transphobic zyton

Wtf

"I love trannies" -Pika in vc right now

Make him read the vaporeon pasta

Okay have zyton read the entire Lennod copypasta

He doesn’t want to get inside that festering groin wound

can we kappa chat him yet

Also make him read the follow-up vaporeon pasta

this isn't the one

but read this

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Oh it’s not that one?

I haven’t see any other ones

My favorite copypasta, if anyone wants to try to read this aloud.

Used to be so hard for me to read without laughing.

How is that a copypasta

Because people copy-paste it; I just grabbed a screenshot of the greentext instead of grabbing the copypasta.

listening to zyton read the donnel thing buy mispronouncing some words is funny

That’s what I was expecting

dude hes going off

Can’t believe he’s buying mispronounced words though

he is getting angry and loud

while reading it

I mean, this is how I narrate this shit.

it's kinda pog

Okay I’m on break right now

Either full effort or no effort.

I missed it

Damn

he recorded it

don't worry i got it on tape

its fine

be sure the record this next one pirate

read this one next zyton ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pedophiles. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute little mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick penis slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the semen more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her soft slender thighs, penis poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal vagina, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with semen, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd stroke your hands all over her hairless body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that penis is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot semen spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered vagina for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her hands dig into your back as she feels your penis hardening inside her again. You're all sick.