general

nah but probably blood

or like muscles or something

Someone get conny to release a new expose

Max Akito literally insane

i can flex my brain actually because i'm so strong

You guys ever hear a like

“LOGAN, YOU HAVENT TAKEN A SHOWER IN WEEKS. GET YOUR ASS IN THERE, YOU SHIT YOURSELF”

Idk lol

I hear that a lot

probalbly just a bedwars thing

Polebably

You guys ever shit the bed and wore the pants to school

Cause I didn’t

i think maybe 44% of people have

you sleep on pants?

I sleep either naked or just underwear

I move a lot in my sleep

If I sleep naked I’m definitely kicking the blanket off of me

he uses the pants as a pillow for his legless ass

I mostly do not use blankets

I use 1

I overheat too easily

You retain heat???

WTF??

I have so much hair rusp

my mom told me this disgusting story about her brother once, when he was a kid, some nights he would just shit in his hand and smear the shit all over the wall

lol

My sister did that

I believe she also ate it

my cousins did that while my dad was babysitting

It was a while ago so don’t judge

Like a month ago

is this how scat fetishists are created

@virus is it

lmao

I could ask him on mal

we are still mal friends

jesus, the next generation is so fucked

If spooky and pika have anything to say

They already are

hey

a little child rape never hurt anybody

wow good one rusp

put that in the game

wow good one pika put that in the game too

Good one pirate

I’m putting that in the game

wow amazing

pirate once again showing that he can give just as much as he can take

what an honourable lad

Rusp you should thank every single person in robs server in the credits of your game

which means i give a lot because i plunder a lot

yes

Thanks to our generous donors!!!

but use their deadnames instead

(All funding done at Rubert.plus)

so not queenthinggg

but kingthinnggg

hmm should i not say their names out loud in general

I’ll make sure to put very personal references to all of them

it doesn't matter

play the entire phijkchu awards show as the credits

I’m going to tell rob I made this game out of spite because he banned me from his server

just run text going over it very slowly

ask for patreons but link rob's

show his graph in the credits

oh my god

Can someone get bob to do a wario laugh

It’s going to be background ambiance

his NDA still isn't up rusp

NO

you'll have to wait until after march 10

imagine how mad rob would be if his patreon got big from phijkchu content

Game is canceled

or else he'll be breaching contract

I still think if the game is called PHIJKCHU quest or something