general

no cap

on a stack

frfr

no drizzy

I've been hanging out with my sister all day

it's rubbing off on me

apparently

All fax

No printer

no

okay alcoholic

dont say anything

I didnt see the newer messages

leave me alone

Cheesehead

not too cold out actually, it was supposed to be according to forecasting though

DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY SEX-TEEN 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦1⃣💦6⃣ or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊

>not editiing the year

okay jew

DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY 22 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦1⃣💦6⃣ or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊

Still fucked it up

dumbass

Also happy new years

That was the joke faggot

Happy new year fellas

Happy new year you fucks

est is the phijkchu offical time scale

2022!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year! :D

NO

FUCK 2022

JOE GATTO IS LEAVING IMPRACTICAL JOKERS

hny in 30 min or so

hasppay nrw yera

yeah I agree

I mean, if you wanna get into probability theory, literally anything is possible. I could throw rocks at the moon nonstop, and the law of truly large numbers says given a large enough sample size, there will eventually be a time where enough factors come into play and a rock will end up hitting the moon. That doesn't mean it's practical or likely whatsoever IRL.

yeah its not that deep

personally, if you ask me

things that are possible are possible

It's about as deep as an 11-year-old's asshole.

and things that are not possible are impossible

>going for the asshole and not the cunny

also

fucking degenerate

what

We're talking about pedophilia here, it's ALWAYS degenerate.

excuse me

spooky and I have standards

we are pedos of high class

sky-high standards

What, are you a connoisseur of the "oppai loli" category?

I like men

no because thats stupid

I'll read that shit, but not prefered

In the immortal words of Blixa Bargeld, "Was ist, ist. Was nicht ist, ist möglich. Nur was nicht ist, ist möglich."

Fire translate

"What is, is. What is not, is possible. Only what is not, is possible."

The joke is fire is not german

possible is just linguistic shorthand for 'i think this might be able to be the case'

in reality it's either yes/no

Correct.

yes

What I'm getting at is

the quote in that clip is fucking retarded.

personally i'd say

if it is retarted it's retarded, and if it isn't retarded then it isn't retarded

but that's just me

he's not a pirate

But are you, you?

immediately worthless

obviously I am me because I am a genius

i know that since I am a genius I have to be me since there aren't any other possible geniuses I could be

besides rusp on july 7th

So do you live in a lamp?

no why would I live in a lamp