general

I'm generally the one person who actually wants to be DM, because I'm decent at coming up with shit on the fly, think of and roll up WAY too many PCs I want to try to actually play just one for more than a one shot, and I tend to tailor adventures to be not only fun & interesting for me, but for the players involved, meaning a LOT of reading others & adapting during a game session.

i'm generally the person who wants to be DM so that I can make every event happen on the seven seas

SEVEN

Being on a boat is always dangerous in tabletop

Ohio wins again

So is going in the sewer. Better make sure to bathe and wash your gear, or you'll probably get filth fever.

can't wait

Best Trailer in the world

exactly this style except with pikachu's voice is how all of the phijkchu game jam trailers will be

I won't finish in time. Rip

spooky forme D:

Time to make an apology video for being late

The prostate being there implies this is a spooky goatsee

lmao

So that channel #porn ... Isn't that incentivizing posting loli? I don't know if you guys know how much raw coal is actually worth.

Why are you in the porn chat

Dude, these channels change names so much that I don't know what anything besides the general chat and the Rob chat are most of the time.

I'm just looking at the name.

These people are degenerates, many of them get off to that kind of shit

Loli? Coal? Or both?

I’m sure they also get off to coalburners

Why wouldn't they? When you're grilling, which is better: a gas grill, or charcoal grill? Charcoal, obviously.

coal is good food

propane no contest

its a clean burning energy efficient fuel that gives you the freedom to cook your meat just the way you want it. taste the meat not the heat

Pfft, clean burning, energy efficient

Like I give a shit about that

My hair requires aerosol

I want it 10 feet tall, I don't give a shit about the hole in the sky

10 feet tall?

can you illustrate

If Rogue don't mind, why should I?

also congratualtions to bopit for winning the raffle for the big big big rat role

beating out xbrox, the only other entrant

the what

the guy who got banned had a role

so i raffled it out once he was gone

smh

Why'd he get banned?

pika banned him in the temporary civil war

and nobody liked him enough to protest

Oh, alright.

the civil war never ended

he liked to yell in all caps about how he was the big big rat

so not the worst ban

it's been going for years

but was he a sneakyrat(tm)

he was from an 'urealms group' so perhaps he was a senaky rat all along

Cuz I was about to say, "This isn't, like, the Daily Stormer comment section, but people seem to say pretty much whatever they want here, so what the fuck did he do to get banned?"

"Urealms group?"

yeah some sort of urealms group he said

As in he played Urealms on TTS? Or a group about URealms Live or Unforgotten Realms or something?

imagine having a group dedicated to playing a bad roleplay game made by a bad man

I mean, I tried playing FATAL once, to see just how fucking awful it was.

from what he said it seemed likely they splintered off from the forums at some point

but he deleted all his messages about it in vetting so it's all lost lore now

oh yeah true

pirate and i are the only ones who know

yeah, me and fire have all the hidden secrets

fitting that fire knows about firelie

i ain't a snitch

Am I gonna get banned since no one likes me? 😦

well people only get banned if people actually actively do it and nobody cares enough to stop them

i feel like you've built up enough of a notable profile that people would protest a move to ban you

you're active and participate in relevant conversations, seems fine to me

the whole banning thing was just from a discussion about some of the new people not exactly being winners

which ended up in the release of Bad Day Pika unfortunately

although it was contained before the worst came to pass

Nah, I understand, was joking. I don't usually do things that would warrant being banned, unless you think asking "Hey, are these videos gonna be auto-privatized when Youtube does this thing" should be responded to with vitriol or "deep meta kobold kobold"

i like how pika gets all the blame when he was just doing what he was being told

i can only remember events as combinations of gartic phone era joke tags so 'bad day pika' is the true events for me

nwrd is a group that controls phijkchu from the shadows

tfw you're legit autistic, terribly socially awkward, and a boomer in relation to basically everyone in the server, and other people coming in are worse than you

Pika is only the shadow leader

someone post that image of max pulling the strings