Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:46 PM general

That’s not very nice Umbreon

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:46 PM general

clearlt

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:46 PM general

Thats megan

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:47 PM general

(The joke is that you are a dog)

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:47 PM general

a friend of mine just suggested that I eat gravel to cure my upset stomach

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:47 PM general

That’s what cows do

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:47 PM general

Or something

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:47 PM general

And some dinosaur did that

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

wait bob

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

good point

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

what the fuck do you do at college

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

I am deathly curious

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

not much really

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

go to classes

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

do my assignments

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

I meant

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

What is your major

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

what are you going to college to study

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

criminal justice

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

Lmfao

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:48 PM general

he is a literal fed

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

you know that reminds me of a story

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

I don't thinks feds are allowed to have brain damage

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

Everytime you say that

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

I know my life will change

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

my grandma on my dad's side was the secretary for the most recent fbi director (the one who retired or smth)

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

dude imagine, bob is your lawyer. You get off because the jury sympathises with your struggle of having a retarded lawyer

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:49 PM general

Replying to b0b #b0b07620

my grandma on my dad's side was the secretary for the most recent fbi director (the one who retired or smth)

my dad is insistent that she knows something about JFK's assassination but won't ever talk

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:50 PM general

this is not bullshit

b0b Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

last time I saw her I asked her about it and she just laughed

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

Bob you have to solve the mystery

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

I believe everything you say

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

Beat the truth out of that old hag

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

They’ll turn it into a movie

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

Tell her to put it in her will

Mini Dec 17, 2021 12:51 PM general

And when she dies you all find out

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:58 PM general

oh btw phijkchu dream last night

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:59 PM general

I was dming phijkchu urealms, the players were umbreon, max, bopit, gent

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 12:59 PM general

for some reason

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:01 PM general

We now know who the least important member of nwrd is

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:01 PM general

yeah bopit

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:02 PM general

I have what I describe as nightmares but like

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:02 PM general

Instead of horror it’s humor

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:02 PM general

And I wake up laughing hysterically

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:02 PM general

I had one of those last night

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

media.tenor.co

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

I think I’m going insane

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

this is literally you

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

Well I woke up and recalled the joke

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

And it wasn’t even funny

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

Well

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

It was kind of funny

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:03 PM general

But it wasn’t holy shit I’m laughing myself to death funny

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

I get those kind of dreams a lot actually

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

a demon shows up

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

haunts you

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

its shape

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

a 7

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

you laugh

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

you laugh until you cry

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:04 PM general

Well there isn’t any actual scary stuff in the dreams

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:05 PM general

It’s just that I don’t know what a good alternative name would be for a dream that’s just completely funny

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:08 PM general

its called a dream still

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:08 PM general

because dream is funny

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:08 PM general

https://tenor.com/bDmUw.gif

media.tenor.co

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:08 PM general

My dream is manhunt

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:09 PM general

I laugh at all of googie and sapnap and dream joke

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:09 PM general

@Phijkchu_Pikachu

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:09 PM general

can you explain what sex is

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:09 PM general

me and an unknown third party need to inquire about this

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 17, 2021 1:10 PM general

sure. Its when a little girl and an adult man who love eachother very much combine the pee pees

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:10 PM general

@Rusp

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:10 PM general

i will inform my anonymous benefactor about this

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:10 PM general

thank you

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:10 PM general

I don’t think that’s right

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:11 PM general

Dan ask your mom

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:11 PM general

She will know

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:11 PM general

Gent says she is sex-y

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:11 PM general

i have a better idea

RIBA Dec 17, 2021 1:11 PM general

@Gent What is sex

Rusp Dec 17, 2021 1:11 PM general

@Gent what is sex

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