general

the data collection kinda needs a speedup

i can write a bot to flood it with random responses

would that help?

no

that would in fact not help

too late

prepare for 7000 randomized responses

beep boop

7…7000?

no rusp

Pirate

don't be tempted

duck you're a real villain

you even go after my proctors' hearts

i had a lot of respect for you but now i'm not so sure

ew

It will take a lot more than one 7 to sway me

i dont want your respect

bite my ass

i will not bite your ass

good

you dont respect me enough to obey my commands

i win

i'm a captain, i don't obey commands even from people I do respect

unless they are also a captain of perhaps higher relevance

captain of what

a ship

which

which? mine

oh damn

the S.S. Pirate mainly

No further questions

As featured in this video, the SS. Pirate

Who is fucking shit up at the Toldeo airport?

tardo, the guy bopit banned

it's them

I knew there was a reason to ban them

we can't have them be associated with our good name

@🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 how much does Wendy's breakfast suck

also can I order nugs at like 8 am?

No

or is it breakfast only?

bruh

when does lunch start?

1030

Spiderman is in Spiderman No Way home

spoiled the movie

fuck off no way

What's red and is going 200 MPH?

my cock

no

a plane that is red

no

Not mars

could be mars

you are 2 orders of magnitude off

no mars is 50000 mph

according to google

could be mars

i know what's red and is going 200 mph

what?

could be mars relative to some space rock

a red object that is going 200 mph

no

will be going 200mph while being red

genius

damn

I was looking for a baby in a blender

raw artistic talent pirate

Okay

I have a guess

heheheheheheh

someone on the surface of mars, ignoring its movement through the solar system

mars rotational velocity is 500 mph

thats basically 200

they need to be moving 300 mph against mars' rotation

BOOM

only for civil engineers pika

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