general

If you really wanted one, it's really not that hard to go get one people just don't try

it's like a vegan throwing out a plate of meat at a party

Well if it’s the government it’s one thing

No, that's different because you're just losing less money

You pay taxes against your will and you finally get to make a little back

Max could get one within a month easily, if she just made like 20 PlayStation accounts and waited. It's super boring and it's annoying to do but it's not hard to get one

hey, don't imply spooky pays taxes

This is just “pay more because I bought it first”

you are all wrong

money is paper, and we all know how he feels about killing trees

because there is one objective truth

white women fuck dogs

Thank you jimmy

lol

The voice of a generation

Max has a job anyway and still lives with her parents, how hard is it gonna be to afford a ps5

Dude she works 3 hours on Monday

That’s a years wages

^

Then by two and you almost pay for your own

That's basically how this all started for me

i got 1.4k for free

or just don't buy one

Yeah

i dont know how but somehow 1.4k got added to my bank account

because again, owning a console in current year is stupid

and i didnt question it

That’s the better option

oh

Spooky bucks

thats where my 1.4k went

listen

I CANT

lol

i dont know where it came from

but

THIS IS TEXT

give it back

Did you get a scholarship

PAY

BACK

i need to to buy fortnitbucks

i dont think so

UMBREON

Or if you want to do it the real white person way

i already got my free grant money

I got enough scholarships to make college free

lol

You buy one off of amazon, say it was damaged and shipping, and have them refund all the money

Because they have way too much money

That is just outright stealing lmfao

Yeah that's the black way

but Pika

50 free Google Dots

think of the possibilities

I don't even know

what that is

totally worth risking stealing $1000

I know he got them

I really hope they actually ship those, I know they won't but it'd be really funny

but what do they do

they're Google Assistant homes

Shove it up your ass and say hey google

^

People got that coupon clipped immediately, some people were ordering like 10,000

rusp speaks from experience

No

yes

I have an alexa

Dumbass

minecraft alex

Oh yeah

HEY ALEXA

SAY YOUR CURRENT LOCATION

get fucked rusp

Ohio is a large city

I have the urge to take a shit

largest city in the south

You lose karma for the mint reference