general

ok but they dont live in virginia

so we're not related

They might

They don’t live in Ohio

I didn’t ask where they lived though

rusp if it turns out we're related

im fucking done

That would be a very absurd turn of events

And that this would be the link that solved it

Would be even crazier

I’ll ask

its like a

2% chance

id say

NONONO

VIRGINIA

HOW

new phjikchu lore drop

This is ducking

it would make my whole year if you're actually related

This is horrible

Please say it isn’t true

Please

What’s the brothers name

you need to doxx your grandfather now rusp

I don’t want to confirm this

I don’t

I don’t want to be somehow related to max

but if it's not true and you don't confirm that it isn't true then you will have to live with the thought that you might possibly be related

That’s more than a single man can handle

which is worse

I think knowing is worse than not

Do I really want to question my grandmother about her tranny brother in law

Even further

really depends on if it's true or not

She just told me this in passing

After telling a story about how the mom was an asshole to them growing up

Okay she said the name is “Melissa”

It can’t be the same right

Okay even if it isn’t the same

>not using the dead name

unbased

Max please don’t leave me in suspense

I need to confirm we aren’t in some bizarro hell world where we’re like 7th cousins or something

??????????

how

they moved there at some point apparently

ok then not related

phew

Best day of my life

that was a close one

ngl

Thank god

The marriage is still on then

Okay now the next question

What are the odds they know eachother

Two old geezer trannies

what if the trannies are married

making you to related that way

I would have been so happy

if you two were related

and this is how we found out

They would have had to make a child at that point

just to see how off the charts the autism was

tbf I don’t think that was the deciding factor for an abomination autism baby

But incest definitely would’ve kicked it up another notch

Is NWRD really just one big family

@Rusp why have you been hitting on your cousin for the past 2 years

Choochoo train

glad I played all of brawl

for this clip

pog