general

lol

He's been coming up short

Aight so this story starts a couple weeks ago

Few weeks ago I buy some edibles from my cashier, John

They’re gummies

Already cringe

I had them on top of the dresser near my ps5 and partially hidden so they’re in reach but you wouldn’t know about em if you weren’t looking for them

Well guess who gets a hold of them while I’m at work

No

Jake

kid has covid and did drugs

life is literally falling apart

Kid came out negative for covid

damn

So just doing drugs

But he got fucked up

Cause he took 120mg in one shot

So when that hit, it HIT

Did it mellow him out or make him smash more things

He didn’t break anything but he was bouncing around more than usual

lol

Ended up flipping himself out when he went into the shower which I had warned against but nobody listens to me

By the end of the night he’d burned so much of his excess energy he ended up sleeping a good 14 hours

But while in the moment I was trynna make sure he didn’t fuck anything up it’s funny to look back on cause high as balls jake was amusing to watch

yes, drug the child more

try coke next time

Lolno

Do I need to add anything here

no

we both agree, vinny is a retard for buying drugs knowing his brother

This feels like perfect ammo without comment

I'm looking

You’re not wrong about jake and the fact I could’ve put it in a better spot

But

Or don't buy it at all you degen

Jake pissing all over one of the bathrooms cause he lost control of his body was funny to watch unfold

>buying drugs

vinny's bathroom is going to smell like piss for weeks now

the phijkchu spirit animal would never do drugs

He didn’t willingly

He thought they were normal gummies like the lifesaver and jolly ranchers gummies he usually gets

I can't wait for pika to unwillingly get drugged at the phijkchu meetup

me too

He’s too heavy for it to effect him much

just give him more

Carbs and weed, talk about picking your poison

pumpkaboo

if you were getting oral from a pumpkaboo would the big smiley face be sucking you off or would it be the tiny stem

typically you'd cut a new entry hole

Okay jeffrey dahmer

I am deleting your post dolf

stop posting that fat fucking retard

I do not want to see him

no one cares

I agree

you have permission to post about him if he gets outed as a pedophile or he is fucking dead

only instances where I care

Who

nicado avacado

Now time for ten more posts about ethan ralph

I’ve heard the name I know nothing about him

he is really fat and gross

also I have seen his spread asshole

Why does Dolf care about that guy so much

Doesnt Dolf weigh more than him

I doubt it

I don’t

dolf if you are his level of fat

just fucking off yourself

Well you're 350 pounds and dolf is fatter than you

I am 330 now

I've lost another 5

That changes everything

yes

Well still

Dolf is fatter than 350

And last time he mentioned it it sounded like significantly

How the fuck did that happen